The other day me and a friend, or my friend and I if you want to be proper, got into a discussion about what flavors we'd be if we were to be described as such. This was prompted by a phrase I uttered earlier that day to one of my embittered fellows, "all the flavors in the world, and you chose salt," it's a bit of an inside joke that wouldn't make sense.
Regardless, I thought I'd be chocolate because it's delicious and I like to eat it, consequences be damned. I was informed I was coffee, because it's bitter and hot, hot as in hot headed, I'm no looker. It fits, but I hate coffee.