dun, dun, da dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
i'd like to take a moment of silence to commemerate the passing of my kitten dick nicky's balls. we barely knew ye..
that said, i'm supposed to go out later today with Jen - :3 tonight, i'm off to eat cake, lots of it and bide my time with a large group of people...
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i'd like to take a moment of silence to commemerate the passing of my kitten dick nicky's balls. we barely knew ye..
that said, i'm supposed to go out later today with Jen - :3 tonight, i'm off to eat cake, lots of it and bide my time with a large group of people...
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newtex:
Happy happy Birthday! HAve a good safe one. 
noone03:
happy birthday..... sweet birthday date by the way
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mr_rick:
<in my best waitstaff singing voice> Happy Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday; It's Your Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday!!! 
rick
AKA the birthday stalker
rick
AKA the birthday stalker
kriss:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
KRISS
KRISS
his girl took a week's worth of valium and slept
that's it. i give up.
i. fucking. give. up.
not yet.
that's it. i give up.
i. fucking. give. up.
not yet.
i feel splitshattered like i don't know where to go. i am that stevie wonder album, talking book. i'm bad at being a real person. (lately i've been analyzing myself as if i were a character in shakespeare... 'lady macbeth's fatal flaw...')
if satan used instant messenger, his password would be 'anxiety.'
my eyes are dry, & i still haven't found anything to sing.
i...
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if satan used instant messenger, his password would be 'anxiety.'
my eyes are dry, & i still haven't found anything to sing.
i...
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hairgasm
newtex:
explain?
thursday was my best friend's would be 25th birthday, the first one she's missed
there was a small party
i spent far too much time at sarah's house
had far far far to much 'sex' for any respectable 24-hour period.
have the expected handful of vaguely explicable bruises that come with two days of drinking.
i want to burn it down
that house where she...
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there was a small party
i spent far too much time at sarah's house
had far far far to much 'sex' for any respectable 24-hour period.
have the expected handful of vaguely explicable bruises that come with two days of drinking.
i want to burn it down
that house where she...
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185:
if you had a horse, i wouldn't pee in his butt.
and i don't think my horse would appreciate that much.
but you never know.
he does wear pink.
and i think he's gay.
and i don't think my horse would appreciate that much.
but you never know.
he does wear pink.
and i think he's gay.
185:
hahaha.
i was being a smartass.
your comment made me laugh so hard i almost cried. <3
what kind of horse do you have?
i was being a smartass.
your comment made me laugh so hard i almost cried. <3
what kind of horse do you have?
...I hurt.
But I'm up and running, bitches
But I'm up and running, bitches
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floyd:
come to me Mr. Bigglesworth! weird, I just noticed your birthday is one day before mine! 
fractal:
damn straight.
california
where the weak are killed and eaten.
PURR*
where the weak are killed and eaten.
PURR*
i will meet you at the edge of the shadows beneath the trees,
where the light goes all green and syrupy and pours itself
into your smiling eyes
we'll sit beside the markers, and tell the warm breeze
stories of their lives.
i'll tell you i love you very quietly and when you look up and ask me
what
i will smile and shrug and...
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where the light goes all green and syrupy and pours itself
into your smiling eyes
we'll sit beside the markers, and tell the warm breeze
stories of their lives.
i'll tell you i love you very quietly and when you look up and ask me
what
i will smile and shrug and...
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