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once upon a time there was a man who was killed on christmas day
once upon a time there was also a candy cane
this seemingly innocent candy cane is possessed with the soul of the man killed on Christmas Day, waiting for his murderer to come by and eat it so he can take over his body and get his revenge...

d'awwr!!!!, it's like....'just stand there and admire me, because if you dare touch me. i'll hiss at you and claw you to death, k thx.

pride or employment?

reality is frequently inaccurate.

there is no cause. there is no movement. we all just like boots.

she hates to be wrong

a huge rubber man in red, shagging a clock tower does not fill me with festive fun

i don't mean to be an ass hat. sometimes.

dun, dun, da dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
i'd like to take a moment of silence to commemerate the passing of my kitten dick nicky's balls. we barely knew ye..

that said, i'm supposed to go out later today with Jen - :3 tonight, i'm off to eat cake, lots of it and bide my time with a large group of people...
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his girl took a week's worth of valium and slept


that's it. i give up.
i. fucking. give. up.

not yet.

i feel splitshattered like i don't know where to go. i am that stevie wonder album, talking book. i'm bad at being a real person. (lately i've been analyzing myself as if i were a character in shakespeare... 'lady macbeth's fatal flaw...')
if satan used instant messenger, his password would be 'anxiety.'
my eyes are dry, & i still haven't found anything to sing.

i...
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