10 random replies to 10 random things on SG:
1. I don't want to watch. I want to sleep. You can't make me..today.
2. It was much better before you messed with it. Read my mind next time.
3. I actually thought you were going to say wiener and i find it odd that i was disappointed not to see it. I'm all about the box on any given day.
4. I hope it didn't clog. I'd hate to read a clog blog.
5. It mostly looks real. Mostly.
6. Have you tried sellin' some ass? It worked for Snoop. Ladies is pimps too.
7. It's okay, nobody will care anyway. I certainly won't. #haterade
8. I prefer out, but to each their own. #thingsthatsounddirtyontheirown
9. Finally the world can rest easy! If you close your eyes, you can see us holding our breath.
10. Oh, i can't do that. It would let out my secret. Then the jig is up!
Nobody will read this.
#thingsyousaytobegforcomments
1. I don't want to watch. I want to sleep. You can't make me..today.
2. It was much better before you messed with it. Read my mind next time.
3. I actually thought you were going to say wiener and i find it odd that i was disappointed not to see it. I'm all about the box on any given day.
4. I hope it didn't clog. I'd hate to read a clog blog.
5. It mostly looks real. Mostly.
6. Have you tried sellin' some ass? It worked for Snoop. Ladies is pimps too.
7. It's okay, nobody will care anyway. I certainly won't. #haterade
8. I prefer out, but to each their own. #thingsthatsounddirtyontheirown
9. Finally the world can rest easy! If you close your eyes, you can see us holding our breath.
10. Oh, i can't do that. It would let out my secret. Then the jig is up!
Nobody will read this.
#thingsyousaytobegforcomments
johnnysniper:
Take out the numbers down the side and set it very small in a serif font with lots of white space around it, and you totally have yourself an avant-garde poem. The critics will love it because they'll be too scared to say they don't get it. WIN