filthyrich

Ya you got me started on that, Id go back and add a description to all the other ones but when I made them I was kinda drunk so I don't remember much of my frame of mind, now Im writing as I work.

Haunted Vacuum cleaners dammit I thought they were Vampire Vacuum cleaners I had all my garlic and stakes ready those wont work on haunted vacuum cleaners. I guess Ill just have to wait till the space marines get here.

And also if I were you Id be cautious about going to any martial arts competitions dressed like that you'll end up getting your heart ripped out of your chest or even get decapitated.

...so coolie-o