Christ my blog looks empty. Must have been typing in invisible ink for the last 2 years.
QUICKCATCHUP: Since my entry I've moved house 9.73 thousand times, been to 4 trillion festivals and drunk 42 gazillion smoothies. That should bring us about up to date.
I'm now living in Hackney near lots of parks and filthy pubs. Filthy pubs with 5am closing times.
This is...
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QUICKCATCHUP: Since my entry I've moved house 9.73 thousand times, been to 4 trillion festivals and drunk 42 gazillion smoothies. That should bring us about up to date.
I'm now living in Hackney near lots of parks and filthy pubs. Filthy pubs with 5am closing times.
This is...
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Right, I've decided I like the heat now. Wearing T-Shirts and drinking beer outdoors IS good. Smelly people on the tube and warm tap water ARE annoying - but it's worth putting up with.
Major life decision to be made on Monday. I have to choose whether I'm going to cross the river and live in south London (Balham to be precise) Haven't lived south...
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Major life decision to be made on Monday. I have to choose whether I'm going to cross the river and live in south London (Balham to be precise) Haven't lived south...
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nips:
Before i had a pic of me up here i had a pic of my puss cat. Then as soon as i changed it to the pic i have now people started talking to me! I was like "typical!" Its fun seeing who ur talking to tho 
wooshky:
Thank you for listening to my wining the other night you made me feel much better. I've kind of made up my mind now....
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Damn FUN and it's consequences.
I'm being haunted by a bit of 'work drinks' tomfoolery that occurred last Friday.
It all started when I got riotously pissed with a gaggle of work chums and insisted, against my better nature, that we all toddle off to a cheesy night club. All fine so far...
We arrive, we bop, it's going well. Then suddenly - in the...
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I'm being haunted by a bit of 'work drinks' tomfoolery that occurred last Friday.
It all started when I got riotously pissed with a gaggle of work chums and insisted, against my better nature, that we all toddle off to a cheesy night club. All fine so far...
We arrive, we bop, it's going well. Then suddenly - in the...
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nips:
Yes you are being stupidly naive! (just kidding) Its coz i have my nipple pierced, it actually started when my bf called me it one day!
nips:
lol! a piercing on her back? ouch, that had to hurt! Im a bit of a wuss really so i even suprised myself by getting it done 
filth:
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Oh my God it's hot.
I feel like I'm on a tropical island, only each morning I have squeeze into the distinctly 'non-beach like' London Underground. Seems pointless washing when you spend 9:00-9:30am in a packed carriage nestled in someone's armpit. How oh why oh how can they not have invented air-con for the tube? hmmm...
I'm writing a promo for a sex book at...
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I feel like I'm on a tropical island, only each morning I have squeeze into the distinctly 'non-beach like' London Underground. Seems pointless washing when you spend 9:00-9:30am in a packed carriage nestled in someone's armpit. How oh why oh how can they not have invented air-con for the tube? hmmm...
I'm writing a promo for a sex book at...
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the_happy_pig:
Sounds... Intriguing.
I'd be interested to see what you come up with.
I'd be interested to see what you come up with.
spamtwo:
I heard the latest plan was some kind of water cooled system in the tunnels, but it won't be ready until about 2012, which will be nice
I invaded Mongolia with my teeth.
Spun across great silent plains of dust and terracotta until... there they were, neatly aligned, motionless. A thousand souls draped in crimson silk and armed with golden machetes. I listed to the wind and wanted time to stop. It did. I never got to use my teeth.
Waking up this morning was an enormous slap in the face. Suffocating,...
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Spun across great silent plains of dust and terracotta until... there they were, neatly aligned, motionless. A thousand souls draped in crimson silk and armed with golden machetes. I listed to the wind and wanted time to stop. It did. I never got to use my teeth.
Waking up this morning was an enormous slap in the face. Suffocating,...
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the_happy_pig:
I get the same kind of flashbacks at the mention of cider. I'll never be convinced to let the particular drink pass my lips again 
the_happy_pig:
I'm trying to get a Krull - Hawk the slayer - Willow - Legend - Conan marathon going on, but my housemates seem to be slightly resistant to the idea.
