filraaah

im proper bored with all this journal shizer-millizer-minnelli, i think im gonna make this my last one, as im pretty sure im the only one reading it, though it is keeping me busy in my busyless life, so i may be lying, im not too sure...erm other things to say are:



i proper need a leeds fest ticket and ebays gonna be my only solution, which is RUBBISH coz its so friggin expensive...but i defo aint gonna miss out, oh no. think im gonna buy a proper eye patch for it aswell, not a cheapo one though, i want it to last.


gettin a bit scared of having to get a proper job now ive fini l'university, thinkin ill stick at gardening and take it to its most extreme level, maybe even create my own tv series about 'fil and daves crazy gardening/murder detectives adventures' (daves one of me bezzy mates) and have special guests like chris akabusi, mark owen, and ill ressurect dorian gray so we can go for drinks after filming and score ourselves some filthy girls.



also on a list of things to do is sedating a bee, attaching string to it and useing it as a guard of something important...its totally feasable, me and my housebouys have totally reheased for any scenario which could make the operation go wrong. artists impressions of the event will be available, when i bother buying a scanner aka never. no harm would come to the bee, just in case their were any animal rights activists reading, we' leave the most beautiful flower we could find in reach of the string and we'd set bear traps around him so that no bears would try to steal his honey, but they'd be fluffy bear traps, to avoid harming the bear.



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