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So in an effort to stop gnawing at the tender flesh that is my fingers.. I have started to piant my nails again... its... gonna be a tough process.. because.. well I feel like I actually enjoy the tase of nailpolish.

I kid. I kid.





So like... this one time... a guy, a friend I had known for a while, came up to me and said "Hey man. What does it look like without your glasses?"" And I stared at him blankly, knowing full well there was no way to explain this to him so I punched him in the eye and said "THATS what it looks like without my glasses on" and he staggered back, a little stunned and shook his head... Clutching his drippy eye socket he repeated... "No! With your glasses off?! Glasses off?!"

I had forgotten that he didnt have command of the English language, having moved recently from Germany... so... sheepishly.. I took them off and said... "Oh. Shit. Sorry."






Feeeelin kinda like this guy today -->