and yes, another blog about how much i hate christmas.
the 12 reasons ben hates christmas.
1. my parents have cats. i have allergies and asthma. do the math.
2. shitty gifts. i havent spoken to my evil grandmother in over a year, yet she still manages to ruin my christmas by buying me a shitty shirt that she knows is too small for my fat ass. your a bish, die in a fire.
3. my mother goes to sleep at 7pm. usually earlier. i tried to take her to dinner on new years eve, but on fucking cape cod, christmas eve shuts down at 4pm, and we barely were able to order pizza.
4. its my first christmas alone in 3 years. it sucks to have no one worth buying a nice gift for.
5. lines. lines everywhere. i could care less about christmas, but i have shit i need to buy, there should be a separate line for people that don't care about christmas, and need to live there lives normaly. its a tuesday, afterall.
6. with the exception of the charlie brown christmas album and very select other songs, christmas music sucks ass.
7. i am allergice to christmas trees.
8. christmas exists so that places like walmart, target, best buy, macy's, sears, old navy, gap, etc can have a run in the dead of winter.
9. santa claus is fake. i mean, seriously. i remember the moment that i found out this fat guy that breaks into your house was fake, it lost all meaning to me. now that I am 27, and the best gifts i got were lego's this year....i've kinda come full circle.
10. seeing your family. i dont mine my grandmother, mother, father, and my sister at times. everyone else, go fuck yourselves. you really aren't contributing anything to the equation, so, yeah. go read a book and be miserable somewhere else.
11. church. last year i had to go to church. i remember replacing the word god with satan in my mind every time. you think he would have possessed me by now. what the fuck satan. oh wait... satan...santa. its the SAME PERSON!!!!!! The POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU to break ing mY HOUSE and LEAVE LEGOS and EAT CoOkIeS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12. the biggest thing i hate about christmas, is that no one seems to remember the most important reason for christmas. its not god, its not jesus, its not gifts, its not watching lord of the rings (although i certainly do love watching that) it's about seeing your family and letting them know your here and that you care. i dont think enough people do that.
also. its the one year anniversary of my broken hand. all i really ever did was break my own heart. (this is where girls should go, awwwwww)
what are we doing for new years? let's go get stupid.
the 12 reasons ben hates christmas.
1. my parents have cats. i have allergies and asthma. do the math.
2. shitty gifts. i havent spoken to my evil grandmother in over a year, yet she still manages to ruin my christmas by buying me a shitty shirt that she knows is too small for my fat ass. your a bish, die in a fire.
3. my mother goes to sleep at 7pm. usually earlier. i tried to take her to dinner on new years eve, but on fucking cape cod, christmas eve shuts down at 4pm, and we barely were able to order pizza.
4. its my first christmas alone in 3 years. it sucks to have no one worth buying a nice gift for.
5. lines. lines everywhere. i could care less about christmas, but i have shit i need to buy, there should be a separate line for people that don't care about christmas, and need to live there lives normaly. its a tuesday, afterall.
6. with the exception of the charlie brown christmas album and very select other songs, christmas music sucks ass.
7. i am allergice to christmas trees.
8. christmas exists so that places like walmart, target, best buy, macy's, sears, old navy, gap, etc can have a run in the dead of winter.
9. santa claus is fake. i mean, seriously. i remember the moment that i found out this fat guy that breaks into your house was fake, it lost all meaning to me. now that I am 27, and the best gifts i got were lego's this year....i've kinda come full circle.
10. seeing your family. i dont mine my grandmother, mother, father, and my sister at times. everyone else, go fuck yourselves. you really aren't contributing anything to the equation, so, yeah. go read a book and be miserable somewhere else.
11. church. last year i had to go to church. i remember replacing the word god with satan in my mind every time. you think he would have possessed me by now. what the fuck satan. oh wait... satan...santa. its the SAME PERSON!!!!!! The POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU to break ing mY HOUSE and LEAVE LEGOS and EAT CoOkIeS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12. the biggest thing i hate about christmas, is that no one seems to remember the most important reason for christmas. its not god, its not jesus, its not gifts, its not watching lord of the rings (although i certainly do love watching that) it's about seeing your family and letting them know your here and that you care. i dont think enough people do that.
also. its the one year anniversary of my broken hand. all i really ever did was break my own heart. (this is where girls should go, awwwwww)
what are we doing for new years? let's go get stupid.
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