I stole this from someone I bookmarked a long time ago but can't remember why.
( ) I've Never Been Drunk
( ) I've Never Smoked Pot
( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(X) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car
(X) I've Never Been To Japan
( ) I've Never Been In A Taxi
( ) I've Never Been In Love
( ) I've Never Had Sex In Public
(X) I've Never Been Dumped
( ) I've Never Done Cocaine
( ) I've Never Shoplifted
( ) I've Never Been Fired
( ) I've Never Been In A Fist Fight
( ) I've Never Had Group Intercourse (threesome)
( ) I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House
( ) I've Never Been Tied Up
( ) I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
( ) I've Never Been Arrested
( ) I've Never Made Out With A Stranger
( ) I've Never Stolen Something From My Job
(X) I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
( ) I've Never Gone On A Blind Date
( ) I've Never Lied To A Friend
( ) I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
(X) I've Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans
(X) I've Never Been To Europe
( ) I've Never Skipped School
( ) I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker
( ) I've Never Cut Myself On Purpose
( ) I've Never Had Sex At The Office
( ) I've Never Been Married -Happily Married to be precise
( ) I've Never Been Divorced
( ) I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
( ) I've Never Posed Nude
( ) I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
(X) I've Never Killed Anyone
( ) I've Never Received a hickey From My Sex Partner
( ) I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar
( ) I've Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
( ) I've Never Eaten Sushi
( ) I've Never Been Snowboarding
( ) I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House
( ) I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room
( ) I've Never Flashed Anyone
...and another...
1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with or had sex with?
I hardly remember his first name!
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
blue boy cut with hello kitty.
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
I'd rather not have a funeral.
4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Ok, that's an easy one. Get me some of that one stuff, used to eat it all the time back in the day.....
5. Beatles or Stones?
Right now Beatles
6. If you HAD to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
Lucky me, he's already dead.
7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?
What the hell kind of question is that?
8. What is the thing most important to you (physical) about the preferred sex?
I know I'm shallow, but it's body size. I just am not attracted to skinny girls. Gotta be minimum size 14.
9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
I pretty much say what I feel.
10. If you could have any super power what would it be?
Russia? Wait.....
11. Favorite Hangover food?
Cold pizza.
12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Like 5 or so maybe, who's counting?
13. Favorite Song Lyric?
I was boooorn in a cross-fire hurricane....something something something....I was raaaaaised by a toothless bearded hag....something something....jumpin jack flash it's a gas gas gas.
14. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
Whatever looks good on them. Red heads do catch my eye though.
15. If you had to be blind or deaf?
deaf. I'm scared of the dark.
16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
I see dead people. No really.
17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
Yeah, all of them.
18. Least favorite month?
I don't have anything against any of them.
19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
When I was like3 my grama took me to the drive in and we saw a movie where a guy brought prostitutes home, chained them to the ceiling by the writsts, and the he set them on fire with a blow torch.
20. Favorite person in the whole world?
Theresa.
21. When's the last time you went on a date?
She took me to a day spa not that long ago.
22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
I like movies that reveal a bit of human nature. Or at least something that I can recognize in myself. I don't like movies that make me feel like I've been emotionally manipulated like Crash and such.
23. Fall or spring?
Spring.
24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
Uhm, no regrets actually.
25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
Since I'm gay I'm gonna go with what member of the opposite sex would I have sex with-Rob Thomas. Or my art teacher. There I go again with the teachers.
26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
Someplace soft? Who the hell cares, I'll be too old to enjoy it anyway.
27. Who is the person or persons you can count on the most?
My grama, she's alway there for me. Even though she can do and say some crazy shit she'd never turn me away if I needed something.
28. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age who would it be?
Celibrity's seem pretty weird so if it's a date-date, no one. That would be too much pressure for me.
29. What books have you pretended you've read?
I'm actually pretending to read Paradise Lost right now. Can anyone fill me in?
30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Full!
31. Favorite drinking game?
Presidents.
32. What did you dream last night?
I dreamed that the bloody dead girl I saw on the CostCo picture cd was in my room. Again.
( ) I've Never Been Drunk
( ) I've Never Smoked Pot
( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(X) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car
(X) I've Never Been To Japan
( ) I've Never Been In A Taxi
( ) I've Never Been In Love
( ) I've Never Had Sex In Public
(X) I've Never Been Dumped
( ) I've Never Done Cocaine
( ) I've Never Shoplifted
( ) I've Never Been Fired
( ) I've Never Been In A Fist Fight
( ) I've Never Had Group Intercourse (threesome)
( ) I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House
( ) I've Never Been Tied Up
( ) I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
( ) I've Never Been Arrested
( ) I've Never Made Out With A Stranger
( ) I've Never Stolen Something From My Job
(X) I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
( ) I've Never Gone On A Blind Date
( ) I've Never Lied To A Friend
( ) I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
(X) I've Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans
(X) I've Never Been To Europe
( ) I've Never Skipped School
( ) I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker
( ) I've Never Cut Myself On Purpose
( ) I've Never Had Sex At The Office
( ) I've Never Been Married -Happily Married to be precise
( ) I've Never Been Divorced
( ) I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
( ) I've Never Posed Nude
( ) I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
(X) I've Never Killed Anyone
( ) I've Never Received a hickey From My Sex Partner
( ) I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar
( ) I've Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
( ) I've Never Eaten Sushi
( ) I've Never Been Snowboarding
( ) I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House
( ) I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room
( ) I've Never Flashed Anyone
...and another...
1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with or had sex with?
I hardly remember his first name!
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
blue boy cut with hello kitty.
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
I'd rather not have a funeral.
4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Ok, that's an easy one. Get me some of that one stuff, used to eat it all the time back in the day.....
5. Beatles or Stones?
Right now Beatles
6. If you HAD to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
Lucky me, he's already dead.
7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?
What the hell kind of question is that?
8. What is the thing most important to you (physical) about the preferred sex?
I know I'm shallow, but it's body size. I just am not attracted to skinny girls. Gotta be minimum size 14.
9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
I pretty much say what I feel.
10. If you could have any super power what would it be?
Russia? Wait.....
11. Favorite Hangover food?
Cold pizza.
12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Like 5 or so maybe, who's counting?
13. Favorite Song Lyric?
I was boooorn in a cross-fire hurricane....something something something....I was raaaaaised by a toothless bearded hag....something something....jumpin jack flash it's a gas gas gas.
14. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
Whatever looks good on them. Red heads do catch my eye though.
15. If you had to be blind or deaf?
deaf. I'm scared of the dark.
16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
I see dead people. No really.
17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
Yeah, all of them.
18. Least favorite month?
I don't have anything against any of them.
19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
When I was like3 my grama took me to the drive in and we saw a movie where a guy brought prostitutes home, chained them to the ceiling by the writsts, and the he set them on fire with a blow torch.
20. Favorite person in the whole world?
Theresa.
21. When's the last time you went on a date?
She took me to a day spa not that long ago.
22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
I like movies that reveal a bit of human nature. Or at least something that I can recognize in myself. I don't like movies that make me feel like I've been emotionally manipulated like Crash and such.
23. Fall or spring?
Spring.
24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
Uhm, no regrets actually.
25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
Since I'm gay I'm gonna go with what member of the opposite sex would I have sex with-Rob Thomas. Or my art teacher. There I go again with the teachers.
26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
Someplace soft? Who the hell cares, I'll be too old to enjoy it anyway.
27. Who is the person or persons you can count on the most?
My grama, she's alway there for me. Even though she can do and say some crazy shit she'd never turn me away if I needed something.
28. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age who would it be?
Celibrity's seem pretty weird so if it's a date-date, no one. That would be too much pressure for me.
29. What books have you pretended you've read?
I'm actually pretending to read Paradise Lost right now. Can anyone fill me in?
30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Full!
31. Favorite drinking game?
Presidents.
32. What did you dream last night?
I dreamed that the bloody dead girl I saw on the CostCo picture cd was in my room. Again.