fidelius

My tongue is bruised.
This happened because I had the wonderful privilege of talking to Matt the Tweaker today.

Matt the tweaker is by far, my most consistent caller. I've been working on the phone sex lines for about two and a half years now. And never, in all that time, has Matt the Tweaker changed his MO. Which is fine. Except for today. Today he wanted me to slap my tongue while moaning. He likes for me to pretend that I am his girl friend and that I am having sex with my tutor while talking to him on the phone. But its not just sex. I have to be cheating on him. Normally I'm supposed to just talk to him and randomly moan and stuff of that nature. Usually I can distract him because as I mentioned above, Matt is a HUGE Meth addict. He is always getting high when he talks to me. Today though, he actually wanted me to help him get off. I had to slap my tongue to make it sound like someone was slapping my face and mouth with their cock. I did it and now my tongue is bruised.

Most of my callers are freaks. I never get guys that just want to jack off. Nope. I always get the guy that wants me to talk about taking a shit on his chest. (I am not making that up btw I have a caller that LOVES that.)
Or the guy that wants me to molest my cat. I'm not complaining here though. I adore my job. I love what I do and I relish the look on peoples faces when they hear what I do for a living. It is by far the most awesome job I have ever had.