for the first time in my life i have three men, count that THREE men who are into me. All at the same time.
i can't do anything about this mind you, as i am currently engaged to a very wonderful man who is part of the three. the other two are, a really good friend of mine that i love despite his ugly brown shoes and a guy i used to know. (which means we had sex a few times but I'm trying to be polite here.)
in other news I am currently irritated about these things
♥ those flat shoes that look like ballet slippers that are popular right now. i like them, they are cute. but hot damn are they uncomfortable or what? the little plastic like piece that sits directly on the knuckle of your big toe. ouch.
♥ people that smell like lunch meat. i don't know about y'all but of late i have been forced to sit next to (on the bus) or stand by (escalator/subway) lovely bologna scented people of all shapes and sizes. on occasion i have smelled liverwurst but lets be frank here people, that is not an improvement.
♥ the bus drivers the go from Clifton NJ to Port Authority NYC. I know that you are trying to concentrate just as much as I am trying to sleep on your bus. Please do us all a favor and get on your microphone and tell those loud ass jersey whores in the middle of the bus to shut the fuck up. I can't do it alone. all they will do is hiss at me and continue. i know you can hear them. for fucks sake people in china can hear them. And while your at it can you please turn on the heat when its only 35*F outside. yeah i know its April. that isn't my problem. my problem is the fact that my fingers are frozen because SOMEONE wouldn't turn up the heat.
♥ people that give me shitty looks on the train because of my loud ipod. so what my song is loud. its a great song. who doesn't like Elvis? Or Annie Lennox? can't you just listen to the free music that i have so lovingly turned up to its highest point for you. its not like I'm listening to techno or Anne Murray.
i can't do anything about this mind you, as i am currently engaged to a very wonderful man who is part of the three. the other two are, a really good friend of mine that i love despite his ugly brown shoes and a guy i used to know. (which means we had sex a few times but I'm trying to be polite here.)
in other news I am currently irritated about these things
♥ those flat shoes that look like ballet slippers that are popular right now. i like them, they are cute. but hot damn are they uncomfortable or what? the little plastic like piece that sits directly on the knuckle of your big toe. ouch.
♥ people that smell like lunch meat. i don't know about y'all but of late i have been forced to sit next to (on the bus) or stand by (escalator/subway) lovely bologna scented people of all shapes and sizes. on occasion i have smelled liverwurst but lets be frank here people, that is not an improvement.
♥ the bus drivers the go from Clifton NJ to Port Authority NYC. I know that you are trying to concentrate just as much as I am trying to sleep on your bus. Please do us all a favor and get on your microphone and tell those loud ass jersey whores in the middle of the bus to shut the fuck up. I can't do it alone. all they will do is hiss at me and continue. i know you can hear them. for fucks sake people in china can hear them. And while your at it can you please turn on the heat when its only 35*F outside. yeah i know its April. that isn't my problem. my problem is the fact that my fingers are frozen because SOMEONE wouldn't turn up the heat.
♥ people that give me shitty looks on the train because of my loud ipod. so what my song is loud. its a great song. who doesn't like Elvis? Or Annie Lennox? can't you just listen to the free music that i have so lovingly turned up to its highest point for you. its not like I'm listening to techno or Anne Murray.
Yes those bologna scented people are trying to take over the world, I swear!