The joys of workin at a beach fire department... and the gold star of the day goes to the tourist who just asked me "What time do they let the dolphins out?"... me "Excuse me"?.... Tourist "you know, when do they let the dolphins out so we can see them?"... Me " Ma'am you do realize that dolphins are wild animals and they swim freely around the ocean" Tourist "There is no dolphin show?"... Me... "Ma'am this is the beach not sea world... I mean really wtf is wrong with people
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And the runner up goes to the man who calls 911 then changes his mind when the ems crew gets there and then calls 911 again not 2 minutes after we pull back into the station