fezzik

here again. gone again.

btw E.S.o.t.S.M. rocks.

4th of july: "celebrate your country's independence by blowing up a small part of it."

Quote of the day: "In a few hours, she'll probably be sane enough to work herself into a towering Jesus-based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced by some kind of cruel Samoan who fed her liquor and LSD, dragged her to a Vegas hotel room and savagely penetrated...
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"if yo' gonna wear yo hat to da side like that yo gotta straighten da brim out some son!" -hehe uh mee really drunksih

i hate hanging drywall. i hate joint compound. i hate sanding. but most of all i hate doing it on thursday nights when i should be getting drunk.

nothing better to do than submit a new mystery movie quote, winner will receive a chicken.

"now.. let me get this striaght. you don't believe in God because of 'alice in wonderland?'"

Name the quote of the day (mydeconstruction is disqualified from answering ):
"Oh please tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?"

fathers day... now, blazing saddles and sleeeeeep.

just got back from an SGB-II after party at Alexi and alexisboyfriend
s house, who coincidentally ROCK, it was a blast... but its 4 am and im wasted and need sleepage.... soo g'f'n'nite.

ok call me a dork but i can't wait for Knight Rider season 1 to come out on dvd... but i especially can't wait for a SGB DVD to come out!

so i was really drunk last night and fell asleep watching Lola Rennt at like 4am and goddamn did i have some fucked up dreams. getting up for work at 8 was rough... but all in all i had a good time at the Lagoon despite the amount of white trash there.

"I don't believe in trouble
I don't believe in pain
I don't believe there's nothing left
but running here again

I don't believe in promise
I don't believe in chance
I don't believe you can resist
the things that make no sense

I don't believe in silence
cos silence seems so slow
I don't believe in energy
the tension is too low

I don't believe...
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never fly into the philadelphia airport. it sucks major ass-monkey. Especially if you plan to arrive at Gate 'F' because to pick up an arrival at Gate 'F' you can't go to the arrival section of the airport... nooooo that would make too much fucking sense.. you have to go to departures to pick up Gate 'F' arrivals... but of course none of the signs...
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