Dear person who stole the football jersey my sister brought me from Spain:
You are a miserable pathetic excuse of a thief. You took a jersey and a book, and you passed upon the chance of taking three bottles of fine wine. This is why you're not even little league material. Your puny offense will probably result in you selling them both for $40 in some flea market. I hate petty thieves, especially the ones that are careless and crude. A theft should be a work of finesse, a delicate operation of substantial reward. You put Fantomas to shame, and Robin Hood would die of embarrasment if he were to hear you do the same thing he once did for your own selfish interest.
Person who murdered that child after his parents paid six million dollars in ransom:
I cannot begin to express to which point I despise you. The thought of you or your relatives meeting your end at the hands of some sick individual like one of them you work with makes my heart sing. Unfortunately, poetic justice is very rare.
People who were worried about what I said here a few days ago:
I have too much to do in my life to die at the present moment, but many thanks for your concern. Must have been something I ate.
Other than the above notes, here's what's on the menu:
- I've been away and happy. Guess I might do some more of that. I'm a little weary of this internet thing, to be honest.
- The fam bought some land by the river. It's a beautiful place we're going to co-own with two other families we're friends with. Big and pretty.
- Tomorrow I go to Puebla, my sister wants to come here for the weekend so that means someone has to come with. Which means I have to do it. It's cool, I'm taking the computer to service as well, while I'm there, so it won't be a wasted trip.
- Got the moms an iPod shuffle.
- I'm still on medication from last weekend.
- Been listening to Pierre Desproges. Genius sattire. The real kind not the kind you get from... You know what? nevermind.
- My favorite chicken joint closed.
- This line's mostly filler.
- I still haven't figured out why it's 'special' then 'especially'. Why the additional 'E'? Doesn't make sense to me.
- The Olympic games are about to start. You should tune in. Cause they're awesome.
- There's going to be a SG event with the Misfits near the end of the month in Mexico City. Not sure I'm going. It's kind of expensive, and....
- Judas Priest is coming. I will go see The Priest live so help me God unless death comes to visit. In fact this is the main reason why I'm not sure I'm going to the SG event anymore. I don't think I can afford them both, and the SG thing costs nearly three times as much as Priest. So you see.
If you have a minute to spare, take the idiot test. Basically it tells you if you're a moron. In case you wonder, this is what you should aim for:
You are a miserable pathetic excuse of a thief. You took a jersey and a book, and you passed upon the chance of taking three bottles of fine wine. This is why you're not even little league material. Your puny offense will probably result in you selling them both for $40 in some flea market. I hate petty thieves, especially the ones that are careless and crude. A theft should be a work of finesse, a delicate operation of substantial reward. You put Fantomas to shame, and Robin Hood would die of embarrasment if he were to hear you do the same thing he once did for your own selfish interest.
Person who murdered that child after his parents paid six million dollars in ransom:
I cannot begin to express to which point I despise you. The thought of you or your relatives meeting your end at the hands of some sick individual like one of them you work with makes my heart sing. Unfortunately, poetic justice is very rare.
People who were worried about what I said here a few days ago:
I have too much to do in my life to die at the present moment, but many thanks for your concern. Must have been something I ate.
Other than the above notes, here's what's on the menu:
- I've been away and happy. Guess I might do some more of that. I'm a little weary of this internet thing, to be honest.
- The fam bought some land by the river. It's a beautiful place we're going to co-own with two other families we're friends with. Big and pretty.
- Tomorrow I go to Puebla, my sister wants to come here for the weekend so that means someone has to come with. Which means I have to do it. It's cool, I'm taking the computer to service as well, while I'm there, so it won't be a wasted trip.
- Got the moms an iPod shuffle.
- I'm still on medication from last weekend.
- Been listening to Pierre Desproges. Genius sattire. The real kind not the kind you get from... You know what? nevermind.
- My favorite chicken joint closed.
- This line's mostly filler.
- I still haven't figured out why it's 'special' then 'especially'. Why the additional 'E'? Doesn't make sense to me.
- The Olympic games are about to start. You should tune in. Cause they're awesome.
- There's going to be a SG event with the Misfits near the end of the month in Mexico City. Not sure I'm going. It's kind of expensive, and....
- Judas Priest is coming. I will go see The Priest live so help me God unless death comes to visit. In fact this is the main reason why I'm not sure I'm going to the SG event anymore. I don't think I can afford them both, and the SG thing costs nearly three times as much as Priest. So you see.
If you have a minute to spare, take the idiot test. Basically it tells you if you're a moron. In case you wonder, this is what you should aim for:
It's not hard, and yes, it is just another way to waste your time. I think I'll be posting some of those just for kicks. And to ruin your schedule with temptation of futile tasks.
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^_^ Plein de bisous !
I never watched it until they started showing them at like 11pm and I seemed to always catch the same ones