ferret

my last journal became out of control and was hijacked by a monkey disguised as a ferret.

i have hidden this journal in a secure place and hope to repel the invasion.

***********

i am at a coffee shop writing.

i trekked through some nasty snow stormness.

there is a couple making out on the couch on front of me. i can't figure out if this is a beautiful thing, love in the making, or just gross. i think maybe the first. i just prefer to be involved in any pda action going on.

on to the writing!

*********

update. they have officially become gross. not so much in pubic groping or nakedness, but in overall 'smoochy' noises , light moans and groans, and just general over the top lovey-dovey ness. i feel like i'm in high school and i should be gettin' me some lovin too.

LOVE ME DAMMIT LOVE ME

*************

they speak. they took a break for two minutes. they are french. they really should RENT A ROOM. arghghghghghghgh.

i would move but i won't give them the satisfaction.
********************

BIZZLARD
BIZZLARD
BIZZLARD
attack attack attack!!!!!
ferret vs. snow!
me hide under covers!
GET BACK BIZZLARD!