i am EVIL INCARNATE. do not let my fuzzy exterior fool you. or my wit and charm. or shocking good looks. or generosity. or good manners.
wait. no. i'm fine. it's my cats that are EVIL INCARNATE. do not let their fuzzy exterior fool you. they will eat your food (as long as you eat IAMs weight control cat food) and sprinkle cat litter on your bed as if it were magic fairy dust.
it's time to play: decide my life for me.
the gameshow where everyone's a winner. except maybe me.
todays hot topic: where should i move and why?
contestant, where do you think i should move.
du dah dah du du dah du dent da dent dent dent um... mumble mumble (i don't know how to write the theme music down very good so just make some noises and we'll call it square)
answer?
wait: more last minute info. nowhere on the east coast. i'm outta here. i'm a total hippy at heart, but grew up east coast so am cynical too. i'd move anywhere for love, but nobody loves me (hint hint). i like warm weather. i'm inked and stuff so somewhere i'd kind of fit in. if by fit in, i mean chicks would dig me.
oh, and the cats. they have full veto rights. they have put in a formal request for someplace with cat food trees. they also want it to rain mice. milk rivers wouldn't hurt.
wait. no. i'm fine. it's my cats that are EVIL INCARNATE. do not let their fuzzy exterior fool you. they will eat your food (as long as you eat IAMs weight control cat food) and sprinkle cat litter on your bed as if it were magic fairy dust.
it's time to play: decide my life for me.
the gameshow where everyone's a winner. except maybe me.
todays hot topic: where should i move and why?
contestant, where do you think i should move.
du dah dah du du dah du dent da dent dent dent um... mumble mumble (i don't know how to write the theme music down very good so just make some noises and we'll call it square)
answer?
wait: more last minute info. nowhere on the east coast. i'm outta here. i'm a total hippy at heart, but grew up east coast so am cynical too. i'd move anywhere for love, but nobody loves me (hint hint). i like warm weather. i'm inked and stuff so somewhere i'd kind of fit in. if by fit in, i mean chicks would dig me.
oh, and the cats. they have full veto rights. they have put in a formal request for someplace with cat food trees. they also want it to rain mice. milk rivers wouldn't hurt.
A: ouueighauruwfghkkk
You don't seem to picky about where you want to move. Your cats on the other hand...
Cat litter like pixie dust. So it is an endearing thing, non?
Used cat litter?
So tired....Must complete secret code......Cat Goes with out food because I am deciphering..........(I thought the last part would nudge you a little)
Hey, I thought you said that you are coming to L.A.? To move or visit?
thank you ever so much for the happy. the extra shiny stuff really made a difference. unfortunately, it all fell off and now my cats are eating it. if they explode, i am coming after you.
i think that you should move to canada because we have moose that wonder freely and we live in igloos. you can pretend to be all posh in your glass house. sometimes it's cold but the girls are hot so it makes up for it.
i'm currently developing a cat food tree for my cats so it's best that you come here. your cats will be upset with you if you pass up the chance. please note, we do have a milk river run by a group of rebellious cows looking to bring free milk to the masses.
xox.