my apartment is currently being attacked by radioactive monkeys. we've got them sort of under control, but food is running out and we're not sure how long we can keep them from breaking in. please send help. now. over.
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I am not sure I understand your plea though. Isn't having a banana shoved up your ear a pleasant experience, maybe even a massage is to follow. In any case I have ordered a pizza to your home. I hope the monkeys enjoy anchovies. If not they can throw them at each other and keep themselves entertained long enough for you to get loose. Help is but a doorbell ring away.