Another week gone another week closer to our rising and claiming reality as our plaything (yeah like its not already happened!)
An eventfull few days in my mind and fingers - I've worked out how to make rubber floggers and flails, I've some friends interested in product testing as well, hoo-rah!
Tick Tick Tocking in the madding rush of synapses and the welcome embrace of...
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An eventfull few days in my mind and fingers - I've worked out how to make rubber floggers and flails, I've some friends interested in product testing as well, hoo-rah!
Tick Tick Tocking in the madding rush of synapses and the welcome embrace of...
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maelwys:
I used to make my own chainmail a few years back in my LRP days. Hundreds of bloody little links. What a time consuming jobbie that was.
maelwys:
Wahey, a mini amoury has opened up in camden and flogs mail. I wish Id found the bastard 8 years ago. itd have saved a lot of time.
droogies, boozers, strumpets & losers...
as a sad bastard once said on a shite late night RAWK show.
life is still very much in evidence and things are perking considerably in the pre-whitby broohaha and the lizard priest is almost complete
other news: I think I've worked out how to make rubber kilts, hoo rah!
as a sad bastard once said on a shite late night RAWK show.
life is still very much in evidence and things are perking considerably in the pre-whitby broohaha and the lizard priest is almost complete
other news: I think I've worked out how to make rubber kilts, hoo rah!
redskull:
I guess that the difficult part of makeing rubber kilts would be getting the rubber to fold nicley for the pleats.
Its good to see that research and development in Kilt Technologies is still progressing.
Its a shame the Elvis wasn't into kilts, otherwise the neglected feild of polyester/sequined jump-kilts would have been given some exploration.
Maybe its not a shame.
Its good to see that research and development in Kilt Technologies is still progressing.
Its a shame the Elvis wasn't into kilts, otherwise the neglected feild of polyester/sequined jump-kilts would have been given some exploration.
Maybe its not a shame.
maelwys:
Rubber Kilts? Probably sell well in Camden. Neat idea as well
UK based Chaos using waster seeks similar US counterpart for tedious astral projection experiment.
Hobbies include masturbation and talking shite.
No wiccans.
Hobbies include masturbation and talking shite.
No wiccans.
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maelwys:
Well at least you put an ad up, I was feeling far too lazy to do one.
magxc:
are you planning a career as a psychic a la mallrats then?
it's sunday. i'm bored. michael's gone to sleep. absinthe effil. think i'm still drunk. fah!
it's sunday. i'm bored. michael's gone to sleep. absinthe effil. think i'm still drunk. fah!
Today was a good day
I didn't have to use my AK
But if I'd found the fuckers that created Mac OSX and happened to have a stout piece of stick about my person there'd have been blood on the walls.
Oh the all singing all dancing all farting all belching cartooniness of it all... but hark what OS is that? Tis 9.2, eh? Installing...
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I didn't have to use my AK
But if I'd found the fuckers that created Mac OSX and happened to have a stout piece of stick about my person there'd have been blood on the walls.
Oh the all singing all dancing all farting all belching cartooniness of it all... but hark what OS is that? Tis 9.2, eh? Installing...
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maelwys:
Wasn't aware anyone had used it in a song before, cool. It's from part of the Poetic Edda. If its thrash night I'll have to rake out my old Bolthrower records and put my neck out headbanging.
maelwys:
Heavy Ballista...
Thats a good one.

Sleep, sleep, sleep...
I can't wait to flood my system with the good stuff, I must be draining myself of all reserves by now but still my resolve holds out, perhaps I should open a sweepstake on when I'll capitulate and have a dozen espressos....
I can't wait to flood my system with the good stuff, I must be draining myself of all reserves by now but still my resolve holds out, perhaps I should open a sweepstake on when I'll capitulate and have a dozen espressos....
maelwys:
Well I didnt have to use the Tube myself, I catch two buses to work as I work and live in NW Greater London area. It was all the other buggers who had to use buses or cars for one day, royally screwing everything up. Cos of that I was delayed on whats roughly a 8 mile journey.
Watching the suits scream and curse was pretty funny, reminded me of Madness 'Cardiac Arrest'. Good thing I work at an engineering company and can wear whatever the smeg I want.
Watching the suits scream and curse was pretty funny, reminded me of Madness 'Cardiac Arrest'. Good thing I work at an engineering company and can wear whatever the smeg I want.
Diary of a drug f(r)iend.
Caffeine
The sweet dark goddess.
Derived from the Arabic work from strength (really strong coffee used to be drunk pre-battle for that top-flight psycho effect) coffee has been the backbone of my life for many many years.
I need to detox, get the juice out of my system so that when I flood it again I'll get the hit I...
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Caffeine
The sweet dark goddess.
Derived from the Arabic work from strength (really strong coffee used to be drunk pre-battle for that top-flight psycho effect) coffee has been the backbone of my life for many many years.
I need to detox, get the juice out of my system so that when I flood it again I'll get the hit I...
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maelwys:
A cheap shot indeed but amusing none the less, however I live in a second story flat and if I had a catflap, or indeed a cat, I'd be scrapping pussy off the pavement even assuming it landed on it's feet. Actually I don't think anyone would even notice splatted cat in Harrow considering the amount of discarded takeaways strewn accross the area and I'd hate to think of the local fiscally/habitat challenged chowing on a concrete buffett of cold pussy and soggy chips.
Ah stress at work. In engineering and F1 its constent 8 hour leadtimes and neverending hassle. Caffeine makes it so much easier to deal with, but mucho respecto to quitting the bleeder cos I could not manage
Useless information: A fair amount of arabic words and terms have infiltrated the english language over the years; Admiral, for example, derives from emir of the sea. Oh lets be honest the english were the biggest bunch of pirates in history and stole not only continents, countries and natural resources, but languages too.
Ah stress at work. In engineering and F1 its constent 8 hour leadtimes and neverending hassle. Caffeine makes it so much easier to deal with, but mucho respecto to quitting the bleeder cos I could not manage

Useless information: A fair amount of arabic words and terms have infiltrated the english language over the years; Admiral, for example, derives from emir of the sea. Oh lets be honest the english were the biggest bunch of pirates in history and stole not only continents, countries and natural resources, but languages too.
magxc:
random arabic fact of the day:
the first gold coins minted in Britain bore the legend 'there is no God but Allah'. During the reign of King Offa of Mercia (also big on dykes i'm told). 8th C i fink.
the first gold coins minted in Britain bore the legend 'there is no God but Allah'. During the reign of King Offa of Mercia (also big on dykes i'm told). 8th C i fink.
As of tomorrow I will have been at new job for 3.5 weeks and have done next to no work.
I've stripped down and built up an old pc. Built the printer and a dozen other ickle things that aren't really anything to do with what I'm being paid for.
The reason: suppliers of Apple Macintosh equipment.
Fecking eeejits couldn't organise a proverbial piss up...
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I've stripped down and built up an old pc. Built the printer and a dozen other ickle things that aren't really anything to do with what I'm being paid for.
The reason: suppliers of Apple Macintosh equipment.
Fecking eeejits couldn't organise a proverbial piss up...
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Well my account looks like its been sorted out.
Apart from one tiny detail that bugs me.
When I post it now has my membership date as of August 02. It niggles at me...
So here's the question:
Am I being elitist scum?
Am I overproud of joining this site in April 02 (before a lot of people)?
Why should it matter?
Should...
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Well my account looks like its been sorted out.
Apart from one tiny detail that bugs me.
When I post it now has my membership date as of August 02. It niggles at me...
So here's the question:
Am I being elitist scum?
Am I overproud of joining this site in April 02 (before a lot of people)?
Why should it matter?
Should...
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maelwys:
Mines on September 02. I joined in december 01 and had a member no of 300 and something.
Destroy co-op. Now I totally understand the rhyming slang 'merchant bankers'
Destroy co-op. Now I totally understand the rhyming slang 'merchant bankers'
Damn blast and bugger!
Fucking banks!
Well kiddies, my sodding bank account with the fucking, cunting co-op arsed up big style and my membership payments got fried - all start all over again.
What are the chances that the fuckers will put it through now that I've re-signed up?
Rancid flange!
- was frondlike now fernmonkey, how many names can one idiot have?
Fucking banks!
Well kiddies, my sodding bank account with the fucking, cunting co-op arsed up big style and my membership payments got fried - all start all over again.
What are the chances that the fuckers will put it through now that I've re-signed up?
Rancid flange!
- was frondlike now fernmonkey, how many names can one idiot have?
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maelwys:
Wahey I'm back again! sorted
maelwys:
If you fill in the help form, you can ask O to link your old and new account and get back to being frondlike. She kindly mentioned it on my journal a few days back so I got it done 

Is the plural of anus, ani?
If so what would the collective noun be for a group of ani?
If so what would the collective noun be for a group of ani?
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fernmonkey:
I am not FERNMONKEY
I AM FRONDLIKE
DAMN BLAST & BUGGERY
Fucking bank screwed up my subscription, so I've had to take out a temp membership 'cos I can't bear to be parted from this site.... hell I had nought else to do!
I AM FRONDLIKE
DAMN BLAST & BUGGERY
Fucking bank screwed up my subscription, so I've had to take out a temp membership 'cos I can't bear to be parted from this site.... hell I had nought else to do!
partiallyblind:
'the conservative party'?

