I fear for my life...
I believe I have uncovered a fiendish plot to end my sorry life.
For my birthday some 'friends' bought me a unicycle.
There can be no other reason for this than to give me the means with which to kill myself.
Either that or they plan to sell me off to a circus.
If I suddenly stop updating this journal, then you know that one of these things has happened.
I'd just like to say, I love you all.
I believe I have uncovered a fiendish plot to end my sorry life.
For my birthday some 'friends' bought me a unicycle.
There can be no other reason for this than to give me the means with which to kill myself.
Either that or they plan to sell me off to a circus.
If I suddenly stop updating this journal, then you know that one of these things has happened.
I'd just like to say, I love you all.
maelwys:
Ta very much for the sympathy on the shaving thingie. Healed now though still sore, may give in to girlfriends wishes and grow a beard, even if its ginger. By the way, are you Glasgow born and bred? Curiosity only, I'm from Edinburgh and never got around to posting on your (I think it was your post) post on scots sg fans.