fernmonkey

Well at least you put an ad up, I was feeling far too lazy to do one.

are you planning a career as a psychic a la mallrats then?

it's sunday. i'm bored. michael's gone to sleep. absinthe effil. think i'm still drunk. fah!

Wasn't aware anyone had used it in a song before, cool. It's from part of the Poetic Edda. If its thrash night I'll have to rake out my old Bolthrower records and put my neck out headbanging.

Heavy Ballista... Thats a good one.

Well I didnt have to use the Tube myself, I catch two buses to work as I work and live in NW Greater London area. It was all the other buggers who had to use buses or cars for one day, royally screwing everything up. Cos of that I was delayed on whats roughly a 8 mile journey.

Watching the suits scream and curse was pretty funny, reminded me of Madness 'Cardiac Arrest'. Good thing I work at an engineering company and can wear whatever the smeg I want.

A cheap shot indeed but amusing none the less, however I live in a second story flat and if I had a catflap, or indeed a cat, I'd be scrapping pussy off the pavement even assuming it landed on it's feet. Actually I don't think anyone would even notice splatted cat in Harrow considering the amount of discarded takeaways strewn accross the area and I'd hate to think of the local fiscally/habitat challenged chowing on a concrete buffett of cold pussy and soggy chips.

Ah stress at work. In engineering and F1 its constent 8 hour leadtimes and neverending hassle. Caffeine makes it so much easier to deal with, but mucho respecto to quitting the bleeder cos I could not manage

Useless information: A fair amount of arabic words and terms have infiltrated the english language over the years; Admiral, for example, derives from emir of the sea. Oh lets be honest the english were the biggest bunch of pirates in history and stole not only continents, countries and natural resources, but languages too.

random arabic fact of the day:
the first gold coins minted in Britain bore the legend 'there is no God but Allah'. During the reign of King Offa of Mercia (also big on dykes i'm told). 8th C i fink.

Mines on September 02. I joined in december 01 and had a member no of 300 and something.

Destroy co-op. Now I totally understand the rhyming slang 'merchant bankers'

Wahey I'm back again! sorted

If you fill in the help form, you can ask O to link your old and new account and get back to being frondlike. She kindly mentioned it on my journal a few days back so I got it done

I am not FERNMONKEY

I AM FRONDLIKE

DAMN BLAST & BUGGERY

Fucking bank screwed up my subscription, so I've had to take out a temp membership 'cos I can't bear to be parted from this site.... hell I had nought else to do!

'the conservative party'?

fuckin a man, debt sucks... im avoiding putting anything else on my credit card for as long as possible... i really should cut them up, but i might need them someday...

More thorough and extensive searching has uncovered one other person doing this. While the illusion of uniqueness has been removed, I am somewhat relieved that someone else has been doing this, for how long I do not know, I will be intruiged to find out about them.

They are also on the other side of the atlantic ocean.

Ok. that did confuse me, admitedly I'm currently pissed up in Rodos. Ah damn youse were in london while I was abroad in the searing sunshine. What youre living in Kentish Town now? I give up Im too drunk too type ill check back tomorrow. laters

Oh you should have checked the redhead out, shes gorgeous, but Ive added to me crush now.

I hid from the sun by sleeping til 2 and going to the bar by 4. At that sort of time I could deal with it, I got suckered in Tenerife with the sea breeze illusion and blistered no way am I falling for that again. Still got a tan though, oh outspam.

You lucky, lucky bugger. Do you realize how foul the bloody heat is down here? You got what. 16 degrees or something around? I'm fewkin meltin. My freezers bloody melting. I hate it.