I'm out of here.
I'm bored with this.
I'm bored with this.
ever woken up and found the windows of your domicle inexplicably smeared with jam?
no?
well, one day you will and guess who will get the blame?
can't say I blame you.
Not sure if its the yoga I've been doing a bit of or simply a new and interesting virus but I am way spaced in that happy stoner way. This without the apllication...
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no?
well, one day you will and guess who will get the blame?
can't say I blame you.
Not sure if its the yoga I've been doing a bit of or simply a new and interesting virus but I am way spaced in that happy stoner way. This without the apllication...
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magxc:
KICK OUT THE JAM!
magxc:
it's probably all that jam. you're flying on a sugar high
And what did you expect to find here, hmmmmm?
Why the fuck does Botswana get a listing but there's no sodding mention of Scotland for the location and I'm stuck with the UK?
I have nothing against the English, some of my friends are that way inclined and they can't help themselves poor dears, but why the fuck do four seperate countries get lumped into...
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Why the fuck does Botswana get a listing but there's no sodding mention of Scotland for the location and I'm stuck with the UK?
I have nothing against the English, some of my friends are that way inclined and they can't help themselves poor dears, but why the fuck do four seperate countries get lumped into...
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maelwys:
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noirin:
no no you are my friend! quoi? sometimes though they come and go. sometimes i see myself on my friends list but i KNOW i never add myself...dodgy code on that bit maybe...
Well did you miss me, biatches?
Sodding credit cards, slow payments and arse, lalala!
Sodding credit cards, slow payments and arse, lalala!
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maelwys:
I keep getting langered during the week, feel frazzled afterwards, but hey-ho its all fun and helps unwind after work. 8 years at the place and I kind of used to going out and not sleeping as a result.
Flatterer. Ha! I bet they didnt have journals and such forth for random insane meanderings and other forms of venting.
Flatterer. Ha! I bet they didnt have journals and such forth for random insane meanderings and other forms of venting.
maelwys:
Dare I ask how? Although this is needed here, arguments, many leavings and general unhappiness abound.
It dont affect me though, my collection of magic carrots keep me sane.
It dont affect me though, my collection of magic carrots keep me sane.
Happy bastard Christmas everyfucker!
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magxc:
you're showing up all line-score-through on my page. has you departed?
maelwys:
Hey, come back, I was only joking about the sheep and the body oil!
Well its that week before we shut up for the tedious corruption of a decent bacchic festival that is currently known as chrimble.
Can I be arsed doing anything resembling work...? Nah.
I would be happily browsing SG if it wasn't for the office genius, hmmmm time to try my own variant of the Jedi mind trick.... I'll let you know if I make her...
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Can I be arsed doing anything resembling work...? Nah.
I would be happily browsing SG if it wasn't for the office genius, hmmmm time to try my own variant of the Jedi mind trick.... I'll let you know if I make her...
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maelwys:
Have a merry Yuletide boss. Light up a wicker man for me filled with little slipknot fans 
Burn baby burn....
Burn baby burn....
maelwys:
The weekend was my crimbo celebration, around my parents the next few days. boring! I get to whoop my brothers arse on simpsons wrestling and watch bloody bond films (whatever). Still, my old mans got whiskey so I'll have some of that to while away the hours.
Slainte Mhath
Slainte Mhath
Funny. I stuck up a topic on the boards about when your internal soundtrack goes wrong and you get a particularly bad song stuck in yer hied while shagging.
Didn't take long for people to misunderstand and take it off track I love/hate domesticated primates.....
Didn't take long for people to misunderstand and take it off track I love/hate domesticated primates.....
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fernmonkey:
Heading down to Club Lash in Manchester with some mates, only to find that there's a big fuck-off football match on Saturday...
hmmmm, fetish club bunnies and football fans, the streets are gonna be amusing, fortunately we're in a hotel just round the corner...
time continues to elude me and my back is screaming out for more tats...
hmmmm, fetish club bunnies and football fans, the streets are gonna be amusing, fortunately we're in a hotel just round the corner...
time continues to elude me and my back is screaming out for more tats...
magxc:
rod stewart can lick the salty balls of thr ghdop
work - blah, stuff - blah, blah, blah, blah
This is an official time of mourning. One of the best independent record shops in Glasgow is shutting down. Echo on Byres road, the place where I have often invoked the gods of random CD purchase and have never been disappointed.
As far as I'm aware they were the only place in Glasgow that did World...
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This is an official time of mourning. One of the best independent record shops in Glasgow is shutting down. Echo on Byres road, the place where I have often invoked the gods of random CD purchase and have never been disappointed.
As far as I'm aware they were the only place in Glasgow that did World...
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mtlqueen:
no more wit to add about art, how could i top that summary?!
got any pics of your rubber chainmail? that sounds cool. i'm a metalsmith jeweller, so i understand the whole art vs. making money problem veeeeeery well. i don't want to only make "art" stuff that nobody wears or loves or sweats on, but i don't want to only make commercial stuff either. i try to make some "art" first, then some production work will always come from there. and that's my little tuppence re: art.
got any pics of your rubber chainmail? that sounds cool. i'm a metalsmith jeweller, so i understand the whole art vs. making money problem veeeeeery well. i don't want to only make "art" stuff that nobody wears or loves or sweats on, but i don't want to only make commercial stuff either. i try to make some "art" first, then some production work will always come from there. and that's my little tuppence re: art.
maelwys:
Indeedy, amongst others of course. Pity I was doing DIY instead of dossing. I feel some sick days coming up
Igor, flick the switch
**bzzt**
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
oh, the sweet joy of self-instal broadband... still no more dodgy dial up that take the best (worst) part of an hour to deliver a large set.... ah, time for some nekkidness
**bzzt**
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
oh, the sweet joy of self-instal broadband... still no more dodgy dial up that take the best (worst) part of an hour to deliver a large set.... ah, time for some nekkidness
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maelwys:
I now have this image of a deep fryer sizzling with oil and filled computer chips, be a bit too crunchy for me. Gotta replace the HD, so its only a matter of waiting for payday.
maelwys:
Pondscum sounds ok. I drink snakebite and black, I drink absinthe, just never tried them together. My current favourite is a double whiskey with coke and a triple shot of akvavit added, I call it the Headfuck.
Still alive, but not by much...
Whitby was as good as ever and as much not what I expected as ever - this is good.
Much boozering and much laughter and once again I'm looking forward to the next one with tickets and accomodation booked up in advance.
But dear gods I need to sleep..........
Whitby was as good as ever and as much not what I expected as ever - this is good.
Much boozering and much laughter and once again I'm looking forward to the next one with tickets and accomodation booked up in advance.
But dear gods I need to sleep..........
maelwys:
Heh, sounds like you'll need a couple of weeks to recover from the fun.
Another week gone another week closer to our rising and claiming reality as our plaything (yeah like its not already happened!)
An eventfull few days in my mind and fingers - I've worked out how to make rubber floggers and flails, I've some friends interested in product testing as well, hoo-rah!
Tick Tick Tocking in the madding rush of synapses and the welcome embrace of...
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An eventfull few days in my mind and fingers - I've worked out how to make rubber floggers and flails, I've some friends interested in product testing as well, hoo-rah!
Tick Tick Tocking in the madding rush of synapses and the welcome embrace of...
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maelwys:
I used to make my own chainmail a few years back in my LRP days. Hundreds of bloody little links. What a time consuming jobbie that was.
maelwys:
Wahey, a mini amoury has opened up in camden and flogs mail. I wish Id found the bastard 8 years ago. itd have saved a lot of time.
droogies, boozers, strumpets & losers...
as a sad bastard once said on a shite late night RAWK show.
life is still very much in evidence and things are perking considerably in the pre-whitby broohaha and the lizard priest is almost complete
other news: I think I've worked out how to make rubber kilts, hoo rah!
as a sad bastard once said on a shite late night RAWK show.
life is still very much in evidence and things are perking considerably in the pre-whitby broohaha and the lizard priest is almost complete
other news: I think I've worked out how to make rubber kilts, hoo rah!
redskull:
I guess that the difficult part of makeing rubber kilts would be getting the rubber to fold nicley for the pleats.
Its good to see that research and development in Kilt Technologies is still progressing.
Its a shame the Elvis wasn't into kilts, otherwise the neglected feild of polyester/sequined jump-kilts would have been given some exploration.
Maybe its not a shame.
Its good to see that research and development in Kilt Technologies is still progressing.
Its a shame the Elvis wasn't into kilts, otherwise the neglected feild of polyester/sequined jump-kilts would have been given some exploration.
Maybe its not a shame.
maelwys:
Rubber Kilts? Probably sell well in Camden. Neat idea as well