Professional sports players should be forced to take steroids! They make an absolutely ridiculous amount of money and dammit, we deserve the greatest sports heroes science can create. 
junkdestroy666:
I agree, no longer should our athletes be actually talented but chemicaly imbalenced to attack at will. go sox.
pres612:
I agree but lets forget about the steroids. Frankly they've been around too long I say push for the really underground experimentloy shit that the government's b een giving monkeys and dogs and other lab animals locked safely somewhere in some strange airfield or underground. I wanna see some guy turn purple and explode or something.