feral

You're upstairs in your new house, the evening light is fading and you realise your going to have to turn the light on pretty soon. It's a badly designed house so the lightswitches are all in the basement. You go down there, there are three switches. How do you figure out which one is the right switch without making another trip down to the basement?

I'll negotiate some sort of prize for whoever figures it out first.

Recently I have been: still drawing lots, still barely working at all (wa ha ha!), trying not to come on to one of my good freinds, and accidentally getting rid of people by being too honest about what I want from "relationships". Should I change? I probably wont. Also somehow spent three hours singing covers of oasis and radiohead after coming back from a club, four of us, without getting told off by neighbours, and I was just thinking what a cliche it was and how much fun we had! And I hate oasis. Beer is strange stuff.

Does anyone have any advice for going carol singing? I think me and my housemates are going to do it and possibly we are amateurs. How do you avoid looking like you're after money? We just want to do it for fun and to surprise people because nothing like that goes on where I live.