My birthday is in 2 weeks! Eep, etc! Still freaked out about being 20. Yes, I know it's silly. No, that knowledge is not making the situation any better. Oh well.
I have to leave New Jersey in a week and a half. Bleh. All those people who complain about New Jersey, could they just like, switch places with me so I can stay? Please?
Oh well. The good news is that once I'm back at school, the reign of Constant Online Fuckery will begin anew and I will once again be able to keep up with what all you fine folks out there in SG land are up to.
Meanwhile, I am broke as a joke, so I hope you'll all forgive my continued plugging of the ever-growing Fenchurch Pillow Empire of Doom...
Custom throw pillows! Guaranteed to end all of your worries, leaving you happy and carefree, ready to have steamy, mind-blowing sex with the hundreds of
hot [ ]babes [ ]dudes that will be banging down your door.
Now with new and improved photo gallery!
(Names below photos indicate satisfied, photo-submitting customer)
TheRedBaron
Kinkerbelle_69
BetweentheSounds
Drew696
AceTracer
The cost is $30 for one pillow, plus $3.00 shipping and handling. I accept Paypal and concealed cash.
Images:
Your pillow may have any image on it you can possibly think of, as long as you can link me to a decent resolution/size copy of the picture. For a reduced fee (depending on materials), I can make blank pillows to match any requested color scheme. For $40, I will make your pillow double sided (one image on each side).
Style:
I can incorporate 2 requested colors in your pillow. If no color requests are made, I will match the picture however I think looks best, usually using a black background. Typically, pillows will have a ruffle adorning the edge. For additional material fees, I can cater to very specific material and color requests (i.e. pink lace for the ruffle, red velvet for the pillow body, etc.)
If interested, email me with the picture/s you would like, as well as any other preferences or requests.
Please feel free to email me with any questions!
(Comments will take longer to reply to.)
Coming soon in the saga of Fenchurch's Various Attempts to Make Money Without a Job: The Legend of Ebay!
