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fenchurch

Holly Hill, SC

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Monday Apr 04, 2005

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And now, some not-quite-so-old pictures (Jan-Feb 05) to:
a.) atone for failing to adequately mention how FUCKING PSYCHED I am to see the following people in 1 1/2 weeks, and
b.) get people to stop commenting on my cutting my hair
Those were old pictures.
These are much more recent.


okay...this one's older, but still applicable! whaddya know?


unfound tickling Isadora and Antimony's ferret...YES THAT WAS A SEXUAL METAPHOR THANK YOU FOR ASKING.


2 things i would love to be doing right now...hanging with unfound and eating bacon at IHOP.


because if you're anything like me, few things will make you giggle harder than a picture of a man in boxer shorts scratching his head as if unsure as to how he came to be semi-nude. and giggling is good for the abdominiminiminals.


sleeping the whole 5 hour car drive home.....if you don't find this picture painfully endearing, you are not human.


Fenchurch + Isadora + Antimony
honestly, you can't take us anywhere.


i'm looking forward to seeing both things in this picture. and for every 'shower curtain' joke you make, i shall kill you.


nananananananananananananananana...CROTCH SNAKE!


clearly both ferret and hottie have been possessed by S8N!!! via an elaborate ferret-swinging ritual of despair!


"Say hello to ISADORA and let her know you think tough girls are cute."


...especially when they're holding a ferret and biting their lip in the damn sexiest way you've ever seen. you know it is.


you have no idea how much i envy Isadora's dino-looking abilities. okay, maybe you do.


"Fuck! A non-padded bra was a bad choice!"



PS - Whaddya know? The lucky bastards hung out without me last night......but they know me too well. My jealousy is easily appeased by pouty faces...




PPS - Edited to add 4/05:
Godammit. I always feel really embarassed when my roommate catches me looking at porn first thing in the morning. Plus it usually makes me late to class. I hate it when I catch sets I want to look at right away at 10am. mad
.......................love
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whirlyknives:
i found it endearing. so i am human.
Apr 6, 2005
jayenh:
I guess I'm jaded and practical. "Nevermind me, I'm going to look at photos of my old girlfriend and do my thing. You just keep studying."

Of course, this just occurred to me this morning, so maybe it's an off day. wink

PS And honestly, I am thinking on this day when my brain is apparently completely damaged, if a roomie began to autoeroticize and asked me to not pay too much attention for a while, why the heck would I care. "Oh, look, roomie has naughty bits in hand. Whatever."

"Can you grab my butt plug for me?"

"Um, do I have to?"

I am beyond the roomie phase so that's of theoretical significance only. But still if I could travel back in time.... Life would go better I think.

[Edited on Apr 06, 2005 8:39PM]
Apr 6, 2005

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