[ Edited to add: PICTURES!!! ]
And here I was trying to have a bad day!
Also the boy is coming tomorrow, for an entire week!
Life is looking up. This is good. I really need to break my daily crying streak. Seriously. It's really starting to compromise my tough guy rep. Entirely not cool. Unlike my hair and my new bright green jacket. Pictures coming soon to a computer near you.
and now...PICTURES!!!
So this is where I ended up Christmas night (dont look so surprised -- oh wait, you werent):
We got high in the parking lot. It was so whoaaa Im back in high school, but damn if those hash browns werent extra tasty. And I ate all of Joshs bacon because its hard to be a Jew on Christmas. Or something. Then we went to see Flight of the Phoenix which was surprisingly good and RIDICULOUSLY exciting, especially because it featured THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE MOVIE TRAILER in glorious, erection-inducing widescreen. What a wonderful world.
Then
Nuff said. And The Hebrew Hammer ruled, of course. Even more than expected. It practically BEGS for a drinking game, and we complied. We went with anytime anyone says anything Yiddish. Luckily we were drinking margaritas at that point instead of shots or I would surely be dead.
Then the next day was my Chrismukkah present to myself:
It came out rawther nice if I may say so myself:
I'm so happy about it. This is so much more the way I am accustomed to looking, especially in the upper left where I'm wearing my cheek jewelry again. I found some shorter barbells I had lying around to put in which is also making me very happy, I'm sick of these damn retainers. These ones are still a little too long though...I think I need some 1/2" internally threaded barbells, but it's impossible to find internally threaded jewelry around here and it's so damn expensive online. If anyone knows a website where you can find good quality, inexpensive internally threaded jewelry, please let me know.
And heres one for the road, because it cracks me up. The best part is that in real life, I really am this fucking pleased with myself about this tattoo (and its partner):
And this one goes out to AceTracer, because we both rock the Im Going To Kill You look:
Oh yeah and the jacket!! My hair looks really bad in these two for some reason, but uhh just take my word for it that it rocks.
And yes I did make the greatest shirt in the world and am wearing it here.
Peace yall.
PPS - I am currently eating cold week old spaghetti out of the tupperware container with my bare hands. These are the sorts of things that happen when I'm left to my own devices. I can't wait to have an apartment of my own to trash some day.
And here I was trying to have a bad day!
Also the boy is coming tomorrow, for an entire week!
Life is looking up. This is good. I really need to break my daily crying streak. Seriously. It's really starting to compromise my tough guy rep. Entirely not cool. Unlike my hair and my new bright green jacket. Pictures coming soon to a computer near you.
and now...PICTURES!!!
So this is where I ended up Christmas night (dont look so surprised -- oh wait, you werent):

We got high in the parking lot. It was so whoaaa Im back in high school, but damn if those hash browns werent extra tasty. And I ate all of Joshs bacon because its hard to be a Jew on Christmas. Or something. Then we went to see Flight of the Phoenix which was surprisingly good and RIDICULOUSLY exciting, especially because it featured THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE MOVIE TRAILER in glorious, erection-inducing widescreen. What a wonderful world.
Then

Nuff said. And The Hebrew Hammer ruled, of course. Even more than expected. It practically BEGS for a drinking game, and we complied. We went with anytime anyone says anything Yiddish. Luckily we were drinking margaritas at that point instead of shots or I would surely be dead.
Then the next day was my Chrismukkah present to myself:


It came out rawther nice if I may say so myself:

I'm so happy about it. This is so much more the way I am accustomed to looking, especially in the upper left where I'm wearing my cheek jewelry again. I found some shorter barbells I had lying around to put in which is also making me very happy, I'm sick of these damn retainers. These ones are still a little too long though...I think I need some 1/2" internally threaded barbells, but it's impossible to find internally threaded jewelry around here and it's so damn expensive online. If anyone knows a website where you can find good quality, inexpensive internally threaded jewelry, please let me know.
And heres one for the road, because it cracks me up. The best part is that in real life, I really am this fucking pleased with myself about this tattoo (and its partner):

And this one goes out to AceTracer, because we both rock the Im Going To Kill You look:

Oh yeah and the jacket!! My hair looks really bad in these two for some reason, but uhh just take my word for it that it rocks.


And yes I did make the greatest shirt in the world and am wearing it here.
Peace yall.
PPS - I am currently eating cold week old spaghetti out of the tupperware container with my bare hands. These are the sorts of things that happen when I'm left to my own devices. I can't wait to have an apartment of my own to trash some day.
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