So I hate every single on of my neighbours. Not a single one hasn't done something to piss me off royally.
So I have developed a quiz to determine if you too are a bad neighbour, all taken from personal experience of what a large collection of bad neighbours do!
1. Do you whippersnip or mow prior to the time set by your local bylaws?
2. Do you park your car in front of the local mailbox pick up, so people can't simply stop on their way home to pick it up (even though your street is a half circle with no houses on 1/3 of it, providing extra parking for about 20 cars?)
3. Do you double park your guests in the alley so that no one can get into the alley (again when you have 20 places of extra parking).
4. Do you let your dog bark all day without telling it to be quiet, and yell at neighbours when they yell at it?
5. Do you
a. Let your cat out to wander in people's yards, then claim your cat never gets out?
b. Complain when neighbours bring the birds and shit your cat leaves in your yard (only the ones they visibly see your cat kill or shit) over to you?
c. Let your cat out for all to see on a constant basis but claim harassment when people have City Letters sent to you regarding the bylaws you're breaking?
6. Do you
a. Scream at your neighbours daughter and her boyfriend for parking in the extra parking spaces near your house and call her a prostitute?
b. Spray several cans of shaving cream all over your neighbour's boyfriends car because he continues to park there even after the father has gone over to explain that he parks there because he doesn't want to take up space in front of someone's house.
7. Do you
a. Park in front of the pathway of the neighbour who has 3 children all under 6?
b. Park in front of the pathway of the neighbour who has a disabled daughter with extreme problems parking
c. Park, get out and ENSURE you are nearly touching the bumper of the other person's car, and then park your other car behind them, boxing them in, because they asked you not to park in front of their house.
8. Do you leave Christmas trees rotting in your front lawn for several months?
9. Do you hammer at one in the morning?
10. Do you let your children run around in people's lawns and destroy their flower beds and then claim their kids can play where they like?
11. Do you let your children destory the sound barrier fence, with several neighbours watching, and then blame it on the teenage boy on the street who only leaves the house to go to school?
12. Do you purposely set you car alarm off several times a day and night letting it go on for several minutes to half an hour, with you standing in the lawn beside the car, until you have collected over a 100 complaints with the bylaw services. (Bonus points if you set it off while the cops are coming to give you a warning, driving the nail home)
13. Do you park in your handicapped neighbours parking spot, with a full out sign, and tell they neighbour they have to pay the fine you receive?
14. Do you let your children scream at the top of their lungs all day, everday in the summer?
15. Do you sit on your motorcycle, with the garage open, and rev it for long periods of time, or let it simply run for an hour, before you drive it around your half circle of a road for hours on end?
16. Do you have parties in your garage at all hours of the night on weeknights because you work seasonally and have summers off?
17.
a.Do you park your cars in your neighbours parking pad in the back of the house, and in front of their house, so they have NO where to park?
b. Tell your neighbour to fuck off when they come to your house saying you are parked on their property?
18. Do you let your husky get loose on a regular basis, and when neighbours come to bring it back do you get mad at them for bothering you?
19. Do you constantly yell at your three year old son for doing things like ask questions or play with his toys?
20. Do you not tie up your garbage bags and let garbage fly all over the neighbourhood?
If you answered yes to any of these, you are not fit to live near other human beings. Please become a hermit.
So I have developed a quiz to determine if you too are a bad neighbour, all taken from personal experience of what a large collection of bad neighbours do!
1. Do you whippersnip or mow prior to the time set by your local bylaws?
2. Do you park your car in front of the local mailbox pick up, so people can't simply stop on their way home to pick it up (even though your street is a half circle with no houses on 1/3 of it, providing extra parking for about 20 cars?)
3. Do you double park your guests in the alley so that no one can get into the alley (again when you have 20 places of extra parking).
4. Do you let your dog bark all day without telling it to be quiet, and yell at neighbours when they yell at it?
5. Do you
a. Let your cat out to wander in people's yards, then claim your cat never gets out?
b. Complain when neighbours bring the birds and shit your cat leaves in your yard (only the ones they visibly see your cat kill or shit) over to you?
c. Let your cat out for all to see on a constant basis but claim harassment when people have City Letters sent to you regarding the bylaws you're breaking?
6. Do you
a. Scream at your neighbours daughter and her boyfriend for parking in the extra parking spaces near your house and call her a prostitute?
b. Spray several cans of shaving cream all over your neighbour's boyfriends car because he continues to park there even after the father has gone over to explain that he parks there because he doesn't want to take up space in front of someone's house.
7. Do you
a. Park in front of the pathway of the neighbour who has 3 children all under 6?
b. Park in front of the pathway of the neighbour who has a disabled daughter with extreme problems parking
c. Park, get out and ENSURE you are nearly touching the bumper of the other person's car, and then park your other car behind them, boxing them in, because they asked you not to park in front of their house.
8. Do you leave Christmas trees rotting in your front lawn for several months?
9. Do you hammer at one in the morning?
10. Do you let your children run around in people's lawns and destroy their flower beds and then claim their kids can play where they like?
11. Do you let your children destory the sound barrier fence, with several neighbours watching, and then blame it on the teenage boy on the street who only leaves the house to go to school?
12. Do you purposely set you car alarm off several times a day and night letting it go on for several minutes to half an hour, with you standing in the lawn beside the car, until you have collected over a 100 complaints with the bylaw services. (Bonus points if you set it off while the cops are coming to give you a warning, driving the nail home)
13. Do you park in your handicapped neighbours parking spot, with a full out sign, and tell they neighbour they have to pay the fine you receive?
14. Do you let your children scream at the top of their lungs all day, everday in the summer?
15. Do you sit on your motorcycle, with the garage open, and rev it for long periods of time, or let it simply run for an hour, before you drive it around your half circle of a road for hours on end?
16. Do you have parties in your garage at all hours of the night on weeknights because you work seasonally and have summers off?
17.
a.Do you park your cars in your neighbours parking pad in the back of the house, and in front of their house, so they have NO where to park?
b. Tell your neighbour to fuck off when they come to your house saying you are parked on their property?
18. Do you let your husky get loose on a regular basis, and when neighbours come to bring it back do you get mad at them for bothering you?
19. Do you constantly yell at your three year old son for doing things like ask questions or play with his toys?
20. Do you not tie up your garbage bags and let garbage fly all over the neighbourhood?
If you answered yes to any of these, you are not fit to live near other human beings. Please become a hermit.
Have a great day, and don't murder your neighbors.
That really sux that all that shit has happened. Good luck with them.