Colposcopy today.
*cries*
I got about 3 hours of sleep because I was stressing out so much about it.
Having a chuck of my cervix cut out is just too much to bear. I've become so alienated from my cooch because of this stupid thing.
Well last time they only used the spiked thing in my cervix and didn't do the biopsy. Maybe today they won't have to do anything.
People mention the word cervix and my vagina walls clamp down for dear life, trying to keep anything and everything out of there. I'm telling you, this has been great for my sex life.
It's also made me hate our medical system. No one explained the procedure the first time I went. No one told me it'd be a good idea to take tylonel. No one told me anything. The doctor was mean, abbrasive, and literally held my legs open instead of trying to get me to relax. There I was 16, with this woman with this giant scissors going for my cooch, pretty much unaware of the procedure. AND SHE WAS MAD AT ME FOR BEING NERVOUS!
The second time was better. It was a doting old lady with a calm voice who talked to me before hand, asked me how I was several times, told me exactly what was happening as she was going. I suppose the fact she wasn't cutting chucks out of me made it a little bit better too, but the fact she was nice to me made a ton of difference.
It's funny how something could so easily be mistaken for torture of it wasn't deemed "medical" in nature.
If they don't allow the HPV vaccine to go through and be implemented, so less women will have to go through this painful and scary process, I'm going to take every man against it and do mean things to his penis. Then I'm going to take every woman against it and see how much fun she thinks colposcopies are.
HPV is a mean little fucker. Condoms don't prevent it! Grrrr.
EDIT:
I have the nice lady scheduled to do it today. And Adam's buying me a blizzard afterwards.
*cries*
I got about 3 hours of sleep because I was stressing out so much about it.
Having a chuck of my cervix cut out is just too much to bear. I've become so alienated from my cooch because of this stupid thing.
Well last time they only used the spiked thing in my cervix and didn't do the biopsy. Maybe today they won't have to do anything.
People mention the word cervix and my vagina walls clamp down for dear life, trying to keep anything and everything out of there. I'm telling you, this has been great for my sex life.
It's also made me hate our medical system. No one explained the procedure the first time I went. No one told me it'd be a good idea to take tylonel. No one told me anything. The doctor was mean, abbrasive, and literally held my legs open instead of trying to get me to relax. There I was 16, with this woman with this giant scissors going for my cooch, pretty much unaware of the procedure. AND SHE WAS MAD AT ME FOR BEING NERVOUS!
The second time was better. It was a doting old lady with a calm voice who talked to me before hand, asked me how I was several times, told me exactly what was happening as she was going. I suppose the fact she wasn't cutting chucks out of me made it a little bit better too, but the fact she was nice to me made a ton of difference.
It's funny how something could so easily be mistaken for torture of it wasn't deemed "medical" in nature.
If they don't allow the HPV vaccine to go through and be implemented, so less women will have to go through this painful and scary process, I'm going to take every man against it and do mean things to his penis. Then I'm going to take every woman against it and see how much fun she thinks colposcopies are.
HPV is a mean little fucker. Condoms don't prevent it! Grrrr.
EDIT:
I have the nice lady scheduled to do it today. And Adam's buying me a blizzard afterwards.
I hope everything went okay at the doctors.
Please make the HPV vaccine go through, I want to use my penis one last time...
Have a great day!