Oh dear god.
I REALLY wanted to begin this entry (sporadic as they are) with a good solid drivel about how my previous weekend went. It encompassed meeting Roopie, October, Tsui, Nadine, Sky, various others, and a whole assload of Hells Angels. However Im forced to put that on hold since I just found out someone Ive known online for a very long time is pregnant.
I hate pregnant people.
Should you disagree with me, or use the word radiant at any time during the next 24 hours please feel free to fuck off. Right off. I have no interest.
Pregnant people hold no thrills for me. Ive been getting told for the past fifteen years that Ill change my mind regarding kids, but FINALLY my Mother said to me a few weeks back that she doesnt believe Ill ever have children. Since Im partial to the female spectrum and my brother is decidedly not Im quite relieved that at least one of my parents has got this subtle yet stinging hint grandchildren = not going to happen.
Still, it bugs me whenever anyone I know announces impending parenthood. It bugs me on a very, very, selfish level:
People who have children are boring.
That is the rule, and so shall it be forevermore.
From the moment of impending parenthood to the day they die, the role of a parent is a parent. They do not inhabit the roles of anything else without being able to say, Oh, and my kid is It becomes like an old woman incapable of talking without mentioning her cats, only more boring. At least cats can be thrown a ball of yarn and left to twang it about the room while you fuck off to work. Small children are a full time job. Pregnant women are a full time job. Drivelling on about it is, apparently, a full time job. And my favourite online writer became pregnant.
Regarde: the balloon.
GAH! THIS FROM A WOMAN WHO SAID SHE SERIOUSLY DIDNT WANT A CHILD!
that said *sighs* I suppose I have admiration for Sundry. Rock on, you crazy inflatable diamond.
Fun Felidae Fact: Im all out of music if anyone wants to show me a site I can download some from Ill love you forever, possibly with a free lapdance.
Note: said site has to include shit that ISNT in the top 40.
I REALLY wanted to begin this entry (sporadic as they are) with a good solid drivel about how my previous weekend went. It encompassed meeting Roopie, October, Tsui, Nadine, Sky, various others, and a whole assload of Hells Angels. However Im forced to put that on hold since I just found out someone Ive known online for a very long time is pregnant.
I hate pregnant people.
Should you disagree with me, or use the word radiant at any time during the next 24 hours please feel free to fuck off. Right off. I have no interest.
Pregnant people hold no thrills for me. Ive been getting told for the past fifteen years that Ill change my mind regarding kids, but FINALLY my Mother said to me a few weeks back that she doesnt believe Ill ever have children. Since Im partial to the female spectrum and my brother is decidedly not Im quite relieved that at least one of my parents has got this subtle yet stinging hint grandchildren = not going to happen.
Still, it bugs me whenever anyone I know announces impending parenthood. It bugs me on a very, very, selfish level:
People who have children are boring.
That is the rule, and so shall it be forevermore.
From the moment of impending parenthood to the day they die, the role of a parent is a parent. They do not inhabit the roles of anything else without being able to say, Oh, and my kid is It becomes like an old woman incapable of talking without mentioning her cats, only more boring. At least cats can be thrown a ball of yarn and left to twang it about the room while you fuck off to work. Small children are a full time job. Pregnant women are a full time job. Drivelling on about it is, apparently, a full time job. And my favourite online writer became pregnant.
Regarde: the balloon.
GAH! THIS FROM A WOMAN WHO SAID SHE SERIOUSLY DIDNT WANT A CHILD!
that said *sighs* I suppose I have admiration for Sundry. Rock on, you crazy inflatable diamond.
Fun Felidae Fact: Im all out of music if anyone wants to show me a site I can download some from Ill love you forever, possibly with a free lapdance.
Note: said site has to include shit that ISNT in the top 40.
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would be great to see you there