another night spent with an unobtainable person. whats a feck to do? i am so pent up with feelings. I would fuck a john deere tractor if it looked at me the right way.
what kind of John Deere? are we talking about those big fuckers that Farmer Bob drives around the potato(e) patch? or perhaps like a riding lawn mower?
Would said tractor be on? Do you want the vibrations? Is THAT it?
don't do tractors.
stick to humans.
they're much softer.
Would said tractor be on? Do you want the vibrations? Is THAT it?
buhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuh!