I bought a blue tooth ear piece yesterday. California passed a law and people won't be able to drive and talk on their phones anymore. Hands free, bitch. Anyway, now I feel like one of those assholes walking around with a blue tooth ear piece. Mostly because I am one.
Went to a Giants came last night. My God do they suck. Someone threw beer and peanut shells on me and my new Giants jacket. Fuckers. I guess I should just fell lucky I didn't get stabbed - or punched. Last year I saw a fifty year old Dodger fan woman punch another fifty year old Giant fan woman in the face. Good times.
Working on the garden. I am doing it with my neighbors this season, on their property. They have a lot more room, but I am a bit concerned about sunlight. We'll see how it goes. I hope to have tomatoes coming out of my asshole.
Went to a Giants came last night. My God do they suck. Someone threw beer and peanut shells on me and my new Giants jacket. Fuckers. I guess I should just fell lucky I didn't get stabbed - or punched. Last year I saw a fifty year old Dodger fan woman punch another fifty year old Giant fan woman in the face. Good times.
Working on the garden. I am doing it with my neighbors this season, on their property. They have a lot more room, but I am a bit concerned about sunlight. We'll see how it goes. I hope to have tomatoes coming out of my asshole.
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coyotemike:
mmmm, fresh tomatoes . . . thinly sliced on freshly baked bread, sprinkled with olivie oil and sea salt.
smithers_jones:
Congratulations. Your column lured another tremendous asshole out from under his rock. Also, I just finished a history of British abolitionist movement, Bury the Chains, which talked about The Zong case.