alright....SO,
Clumsy little Faye needs to actually watch where she's fucking going!!!
. I work in two loft offices so on the top floor there are beams that you really have to watch for. (Even me even though I'm a completely smurf like.)
Today, I was reading a message and walking and shouting at someone who wasn't in my area all at the same time (and not thinking), I turn and BAM!!! But like didn't even see it coming, totally deliberate turn that was suppose to go into a fast walk - so the step itself was a hard good firm step. SLAMMED my head off of on of the beams. Like...right in the forehead.
FUCK!
So I grab the box I need and throw it down the stairs, and I like continued working so I was bent over and whatever people are talking to me and as soon as I stood up - the look on my co-workers face...I turned cause there is a mirror and serious...2 minutes later HUGE ASS GOOSE EGG like cartoon styles on my forehead.
UGH!!!!!
We had the camera out for a shoot so we now have this picture of my forehead and a ruler - seriously it swelled to like half an inch off my forehead - that is HUGE!!!!!!!!! Needless to say I was walking around like a loser all day with an ice pack on my head so it would go down which it did. I brushed my bangs the other way and you can't REALLY see it. However, you know that bitch is gonna get black n blue, then red n purple then yellow n green in a couple days.
....AND OF COURSE - the boy visits in 10 days.
UGH - I am SUCH a loser, the one person I have to look pretty for who I NEVER see visits and I have what looks like a wannabe horn growing out of the left side of my head what will get all discoloured.
And it's not even like I got it in a COOL way - like in a mosh pit or girl fight or doing some stupid but cool stunt.
......why me?!
Clumsy little Faye needs to actually watch where she's fucking going!!!
. I work in two loft offices so on the top floor there are beams that you really have to watch for. (Even me even though I'm a completely smurf like.)
Today, I was reading a message and walking and shouting at someone who wasn't in my area all at the same time (and not thinking), I turn and BAM!!! But like didn't even see it coming, totally deliberate turn that was suppose to go into a fast walk - so the step itself was a hard good firm step. SLAMMED my head off of on of the beams. Like...right in the forehead.
FUCK!
So I grab the box I need and throw it down the stairs, and I like continued working so I was bent over and whatever people are talking to me and as soon as I stood up - the look on my co-workers face...I turned cause there is a mirror and serious...2 minutes later HUGE ASS GOOSE EGG like cartoon styles on my forehead.
UGH!!!!!
We had the camera out for a shoot so we now have this picture of my forehead and a ruler - seriously it swelled to like half an inch off my forehead - that is HUGE!!!!!!!!! Needless to say I was walking around like a loser all day with an ice pack on my head so it would go down which it did. I brushed my bangs the other way and you can't REALLY see it. However, you know that bitch is gonna get black n blue, then red n purple then yellow n green in a couple days.
....AND OF COURSE - the boy visits in 10 days.
UGH - I am SUCH a loser, the one person I have to look pretty for who I NEVER see visits and I have what looks like a wannabe horn growing out of the left side of my head what will get all discoloured.
And it's not even like I got it in a COOL way - like in a mosh pit or girl fight or doing some stupid but cool stunt.
......why me?!
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macq:
Bruises and scars are sexy...must be the repessed adolescent in me...You'll be fine..I like these more frequent blogs on your part...like going to the porch and picking up the Faye Street Journal... 
semiretiredpunk:
I burn and cut myself all the time at work. I haven't bumped my head in awhile, though. At least a couple weeks.