faye

A day in the life of Faye

- Wake up WAYYY to fucking early for going to bed at 3 after staying up all night watching American Gangster and chatting it up with your main lady (Mo)

- Hall your tired ass to work - walk in and instantly get grilled about what is happening all day and what happened the day before which you weren't even there for

- Proceed to interview over 20 people in the span of like 5 hours.

- Meeting after meeting after meeting about where the company is headed, who you like from interviews and don't like and who you want to fire - be completely and utterly blunt about everything to have your boss laugh and tell you he loves you for having a big mouth because you verbalize every single thing he thinks (hehehe)

- Finish your work from the previous day and plan for monday

- Get a ride home from the boss (SWEET) and talk about how gross it's gonna be when his wife gives birth in two day and inform him about how ill prepared he is, get into a discussion and competition about who has seen the most animal births in their lives (I won!)

- Come home to a house FULL of people that you don't know and in most cases haven't even heard of but walk in and everyone is like OMG YOU MUST BE COURTNEY! Run and hide in your room *L

- Message your boyfriend and tell him how fucking horny you are for his skinny white ass (he has the cutest ass EVER!)....oh, and you know that you love him and all that junk

- Plan bro tattoos with your mister - bats

- Complain to friends on MSN about how you don't want to be here and end up getting invited to someone's house for drinks, drip and girlie movies...HELLS YEA!

- Pack and take the fuck off.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA