fathomtalon

I am so fucking bored. So to ease the boredom I will post random oddities about myself.

1) I have no father. That right my mom was into free love.
2) I am allergic to pot. It makes me sneeze and makes my throat hurt.
3) I sometimes wish I could trip on acid again and again and again.
4) I haven't done acid in 5 years.
5) I have never been in love.
6) Every man I have ever dated/slept with has said he loved me except one. (Thanks Elf, for the truth.) ( To all the others sorry if you were not lying)
7) As nightsiren so recently pointed out to me I have developed a conscious. (I am not sure that is a good thing)
8) I love to dance.
9) I majored in recording industry business. Thats right I have a degree! A perfectly useless degree.
10) I get on this website at work because I have no computer at home.....Wonder when I'll get fired?
11) I have never had a broken bone.
12) That little key around my neck has been there for over a year now. It means something but I'll never tell.
13) I got my 1st tattoo when I was 16.
14) I have not gotten new ink in 2 years. Which sucks.
15) I do not wear make except maybe 1 to 2 times a year.
16) I am a book worm.
17) I have my own house.
18) I have my own car.
19) because of the above I am almost always broke.
20) I have worked at a strip club, yes as a stripper. I was 20/21 at the time.
21) No one ever reads this journal except nightsiren and a couple of spies.
22) I can give myself an orgasm in 2 mins or less.
23) I can read a 500 page book in 6 hours or less. If not interrupted.
24) I think brown eyes are sexy.
25) I want to write a book and get published.
26) My hair has been black, red (red red and a natural type red), blue, purple, fuchsia, orange, pink, striped several colors, and I am starting to see my natural color for the fist time in 9 years.

Enough I have to work (fuckoff) for 45 more minutes. Hmmmm I will think of something.