Update: I am not dead, I am however horribly haunted by Big Brother. I have no kids but I have adopted two darling kittens (9weeks) Mozy and Mochi. Mozy is the biggest cuddle bug and Mochi is just now starting to stop hiding for days on end in any corner she can find and is quite possibly the saddest excuse for a hunter ever. I will hopefully have my own computer very soon but I thought that off and on for the last year so no one hold their breath. I don't get the privilege of being on as much as I would like however my SO has an account and kindly keeps me updated. Girls who like porn are the Best!!! 
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nice to know you're still alive 