So, there's this girl I totally adore. I've been in love with her since I was 17. She is absolute physical perfection… we're talking Were I Pygmalion or God territory… if I was in Weird Science the girl I created would've been her. Not only is she the prettiest thing to ever come out of Philly, but she's a gorgeous person. She doesn't even know how fly she is… she's really sweet and loving and cool and snugly and smart and fucking hilarious. I dated her for a few months at the end of 09. Her pussy is made of magic. But I ended it. I was going thru a lot (divorce, fatherhood, near homelessness, a burgeoning Coke habit and in the span of 6 months, my aunt my uncle my father and grandfather died). I loved her. I didn't want to drag her down. But she has a boyfriend. So fuck me.