Should I tell the jawn at the coffeeshop that she's the most beautifulest woman I've ever spoken to? Is that creepy? I mean, I leave forever on the 2nd… I couldn't stalk her even if I wanted to. Ahhhhhhhhrrghh!!!
chef:
Yes!! Tell her.
Is positively gorgeous. About an hour ago, I got really freaking high. And then I came back to my hotel and ate the best french fries ever.
I'm at the airport in Philadelphia. In about 2 hours I get on a plane to Amsterdam. Then, well, I don't know. My plane lands at 10:30, but check-in at the hotel isn't until 3. So I figure I'll just smoke a lot of pot.
So, Star Wars was brilliant. It was really very good. Also, I leave for Amsterdam in 9 days.
i arrive in amsterdam on the 28th and i'm there until the 2nd.
...sitting at my computer on saturday night, trying to fight off the boredom while waiting for my (actually pretty stupid it turns out) girlfriend to come over so i could get out of the house. Then, all of a sudden, a gunshot rang out from the street below. i dropped to the floor for about 30 seconds. i sprang up to open the window when...
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