fatboyandslim

guess whos back!.....so its the weirdest thing....i was cleaning out an email account that i rarely use, and i came acroos an email from SG. it said that someone had reactivated my account for me.....after three years...now to be fair this email had been sent three months ago. well, i dont have the slightest idea who did it as they preferred to stay mysterious. at...
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Fatboy here

wow......its been awhile since i hit this thing....and quite a bit has happened....I GOT FRIENDS NOW!!!!!........pretty fucking righteous friends too.....first theres devilyn who is like fifteen kinds of hot, but for all i know could be a total bitch in real life but maybe not i dunno...anyhow then theres the second guy...dont really know him but hes from alvin so why the fuck...
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Fatboy here.......with a lil piece of advice for all of you: If u ever hear a barn owl hooting outside your house for more than one consecutive night, find a shotgun and blow its fucking head off! Now I'm not mean towards animals or anything like that, but nothing good can happen when they are around. A couple of months ago, i was talking to...
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Good day, my soon-to-be subjects (yea i have this whole plan to take over the world.....ask me about it sometime) Fatboy here yet again. It's about 6 o clock in the morning and I still havn't gone to sleep. I'm bored so I've decided to write in this damn thing for the hell of it. So, what shall we discuss today? I've got it! I'll...
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Good evening, Fatboy here once again. Wow, what a rotten day this turned out to be. For starters, there was the whole funeral thing, which wasn't really that big of a deal, death doesn't bother me all that much (my brother says i should get that looked into) It's just to see all my family crying really hurts. Of course i didn't cry..........and thats not...
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Good evening, friends. Fatboy here once again, contemplating my mere existence. I have a funeral to go to tomorrow....BLAH! Funerals are SOOOO fucking depressing. One would think that after 65 billion years on this rock humans would accept certain aspects as unchangable truths: fire burns you, you cant control the weather, theres always gonna be one person in this world that doesn't like you, and...
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Salutations, and welcome to my.....journal page thing. Anywho, Fatboy here wishing you and yours a very merry.....what ever the hell it is u people celebrate. I've decided to use this page as a outlet for all my teachings feelings and otherwise beliefs. I know this is supposed to be a journal, one where u go about telling how ur day was and all that other...
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