faseplant

Holy fuck. So after partying with Tuff and crew (and meeting Tegan!!!), a few of us ended up at the Hemlock. Needless to say, I had quite a few beers, but I was fine to drive. Of course my dumb ass, as always, was speeding down the bridge and didn't see the cop that pulled me over. I was 30 mph over the speed limit, and for sure over the legal blood alcohol level. Guess who didn't get breathalyzed and passed all those fucking tests and didn't even get a speeding ticket? Holy fuck I must be the luckiest mother fucker alive. I should be in jail right now! Gaaaah. I'm gonna go to bed now and curl up into a little ball. G'night, all.


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I wants me some mother fuckin sushi right now. Who's with me??? I'll drive to the city if I have to!
Oh, I want beer too. Beeeer!