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That's right. I did it. I finally caved in. Everyone else had one, so I had to get one too. I guess I really do care about what people think of me. But I had to fit in, right? Right? I mean, they're expensive, but worth it. At least that's what everyone tells me. So I had to do it. I had to. I finally got a Von Dutch trucker cap. So what? So sue me? Fuck you all anyway, because my Von Dutch hat means I'm cooler than everyone that does NOT have a Von Dutch hat! Take that, society! Take that, non-hipsters! Take that, those that are not in the know! Pow!


























































Alright, so I didn't really get a Von Dutch hat. I think I'd shoot myself if I did. So instead I just thought I'd make fun of everyone who has one.