farxfromxhope

So today on my way to work my car went up in flames....
we'll now let that one settle.....


Yeah ok, now if this hasn't happened to you, let me just say IT SUCKS! I just got on the highway when my cars battery died, so i pulled over to restart it when all of a sudden there was black smoke everywhere!

At this point I proceed to scream like a little girl and Book my ass across the highway and call 911...I never did make it to work...and the highway is now covered in my oil. HA

So yeah FUCK CARS!

here's a picture I made that shows what i looked like today.





It's a bit cut off....but you get the point.....IM JUST GONNA STAB ONE OF MY EYES OUT - BUILD A BOAT - AND SAIL AWAY FROM EVERYONE DEFENDING MY LIFE EVERYDAY AND GOING TO ISLANDS TO GET ME SOME BOOOOOTY FUCKIN' ARRRRR!