Im hitting the fourth week of what seems to be my new Job... which would be a binge drinking extraordinaire.
I need to stop...well i mean i don't but last night was good cuz it wasn't bad and I finally slept a shit load.... I needed that little booster there..
So today on my way to work my car went up in flames....
we'll now let that one settle.....
Yeah ok, now if this hasn't happened to you, let me just say IT SUCKS! I just got on the highway when my cars battery died, so i pulled over to restart it when all of a sudden there was black smoke everywhere!
Dude, so today I wake up .... and I'm just kickin it ya know. A FUCKIN' CAT DECIDES IT'D BE A RAD IDEA TO PISS IN MY SHOE AND NOT TELL ME ABOUT IT!!! So, of course, lil' ol' me - MINDING MY OWN BUISNESS AND JUST WANTING TO GO OUT AND CHECK THE MAIL - shoved my foot RIGHT INTO the goodness. sooooo, I... Read More