-What did you do for yo' mama yesterday?! I got her tickets to this concert that she thought was sold out.(I am a sly dog). So I was like BLAAM!!! Here are your tickets, concert starts in 4 hours. She went with my sister, and sister in law. I am an incredible son.
-Women never shut the hell up. And they take forever to tell a fucking story! Dave Chappelle was right. My sister was telling everyone how she got a 130 dollar purse for 25 bucks..She was talkin for about 15 minutes and she still didnt get to the fuckin point. I just interrupted and said "GOD! You got a fucking 130 dollar purse for 25 bucks!!! Couldnt you just say that instead of wasting all the breath?!" It was great.
-I gained weight..fuck. I need to slim down back to 200 pounds by the end of the summer.
-I probably wont go to class today..I have cooler things to do.
-11 years ago today, my little sister died. Crazy shit. She would have been turning 16 this year. Ever since it's happened my father has become so bitter..Sometimes I blame myself cause If I had been there, shit probably wouldnt have happened..darn. My mom must feel terrible too. : (
-This entry is kinda long.
-Women never shut the hell up. And they take forever to tell a fucking story! Dave Chappelle was right. My sister was telling everyone how she got a 130 dollar purse for 25 bucks..She was talkin for about 15 minutes and she still didnt get to the fuckin point. I just interrupted and said "GOD! You got a fucking 130 dollar purse for 25 bucks!!! Couldnt you just say that instead of wasting all the breath?!" It was great.
-I gained weight..fuck. I need to slim down back to 200 pounds by the end of the summer.
-I probably wont go to class today..I have cooler things to do.
-11 years ago today, my little sister died. Crazy shit. She would have been turning 16 this year. Ever since it's happened my father has become so bitter..Sometimes I blame myself cause If I had been there, shit probably wouldnt have happened..darn. My mom must feel terrible too. : (
-This entry is kinda long.
but i can't believe you're still blaming yourself after 11 years. don't do that!!
i was going to talk about men with ghetto booties, but now i'm sad