GHASTLY "INTRO THREAD" CRISIS COOLS; FACTIONS BEGIN TO TALK, POSSIBLY EVEN COMMUNICATE
"There's finally hope this thing could end in our lifetijmes," says highly placed official.
Jack Ryder, exclusive to Network 23
After several days of occasionally creative hostilities unleashed in the HOOKUP area by several SG members, tempers are finally beginning to appear less volitile, encouraging hopes of a non-nuclear resolution. The situation was originally sparked by an indavertant comment in which new member Fantomex openly declared he did not so much care for THE SIMPSONS.
After several days of intensive verbal shelling, fighting began to die down in the predawn hours this morning as increasing numbers of the other members realized they didn't give a rat's ass what Fantomex thought, and began conserving their ammunition for next week's summit with Hugh Hefner.
Miraculously, only a few minor flesh wounds appear to have been suffered by the combatants, including several bruised egos, one hoist petard, and an instance of bloody urine.
Though questioned repeatedly, representatives for the FOX Televison Network, broadcaster of THE SIMPSONS, have declined to comment on these events, and on recent calls for the network to cancel the show in order to prevent similar outbreaks of violence directed against the series. Rumors that Bart Simpson was overheard moaning, "We... belong... dead..." have yet to be substantiated.
But God... wouldn't it be cool if it WAS true?
"There's finally hope this thing could end in our lifetijmes," says highly placed official.
Jack Ryder, exclusive to Network 23
After several days of occasionally creative hostilities unleashed in the HOOKUP area by several SG members, tempers are finally beginning to appear less volitile, encouraging hopes of a non-nuclear resolution. The situation was originally sparked by an indavertant comment in which new member Fantomex openly declared he did not so much care for THE SIMPSONS.
After several days of intensive verbal shelling, fighting began to die down in the predawn hours this morning as increasing numbers of the other members realized they didn't give a rat's ass what Fantomex thought, and began conserving their ammunition for next week's summit with Hugh Hefner.
Miraculously, only a few minor flesh wounds appear to have been suffered by the combatants, including several bruised egos, one hoist petard, and an instance of bloody urine.
Though questioned repeatedly, representatives for the FOX Televison Network, broadcaster of THE SIMPSONS, have declined to comment on these events, and on recent calls for the network to cancel the show in order to prevent similar outbreaks of violence directed against the series. Rumors that Bart Simpson was overheard moaning, "We... belong... dead..." have yet to be substantiated.
But God... wouldn't it be cool if it WAS true?
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I already have 3 cats. Now I want a puppy. I miss mine. She died back in Dec. I'm ready for a new one.
Let me know when your ready to ship it. The size doesn't matter too much so don't worry if they are small.
Much love,
~nina~
As my great uncle Aliester says " If you find yourself not laughing at life, you might as well end it"