fantomex

I'm having to postpone my previously planned installment due to world-record-setting increase in Major Suckage here. Aside from the always-to-be-dreaded visit from my Father (and all the wacky hijinks ensuing from keeping him and my brother apart through cleverly shell-gaming them from one room to the next), miscelaneous annoyances and chores, I stepped into the "HI EVERYBODY" thread I started a couple days ago and discovered everyone who'd been left in there had gone 28 DAYS LATER on me. Slavering, shrieking, one huge specimen bellowing Trent Lott's name as a war cry, the pack of gibbering subhumans charge me.

Oh, shit. Apparently they've taken a vote while I was out, and I am now officially held responsible for every failure and disappointment in their tiny, miserable lives.

What the fuck, may as well take the credit - I'm sure whatever I supposedly did, they deserved. I raise the Mossburg auto-pump and put them out of their misery with eight rounds of man-made thunder...

POP QUIZ: Go to the thread "HI, EVERYONE!" in the HOOKUP section and read it for yourself. Great big whopping bags of Extra Credit to anybody who can explain precisely what the FUCK I did to make them try and eat my liver...