Thursday Mar 25, 2004

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Welcome to yet another thrilling episode of -
THE CUUUULTURAAALLLL WAR!

WIth your host, Richard Dawson!

Today'scontestants: The Fast-Food Industry vs. Judaism!!

QUESTION #1 - 500 Points

"Is human flesh kosher?


Ding*Ding*Ding*Ding... Ding*Da*Ding*Ding*Ding*...



I personally am waiting for the answer to this one with baited breath....
fantomex:
Crap! I really DID fuck this one all up. Skip ahead two and it'll make sense - at least, as much sense as it has IN it...

Thursday Mar 25, 2004

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WARNING: HUMOR AHEAD!

Not recommended for those with impairments to the amusement gland or inexperienced users.

Removing iron bars from rectal cavities is highly advised. to avoid accidental injury to other members.

Tuesday Mar 23, 2004

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GHASTLY "INTRO THREAD" CRISIS COOLS; FACTIONS BEGIN TO TALK, POSSIBLY EVEN COMMUNICATE

"There's finally hope this thing could end in our lifetijmes," says highly placed official.

Jack Ryder, exclusive to Network 23

After several days of occasionally creative hostilities unleashed in the HOOKUP area by several SG members, tempers are finally beginning to appear less volitile, encouraging hopes of a non-nuclear resolution. The situation was...
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ninadelamorte:
Glad to be of service. Don't let the asses get you down. As you probably know, people have short memories.

I already have 3 cats. Now I want a puppy. I miss mine. She died back in Dec. I'm ready for a new one.

Let me know when your ready to ship it. The size doesn't matter too much so don't worry if they are small.

Much love,

~nina~
implod:
Im sure humor will be the whole outcome of this debacle and you seem to have the upper hand in that department.


As my great uncle Aliester says " If you find yourself not laughing at life, you might as well end it"

Sunday Mar 21, 2004

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I'm having to postpone my previously planned installment due to world-record-setting increase in Major Suckage here. Aside from the always-to-be-dreaded visit from my Father (and all the wacky hijinks ensuing from keeping him and my brother apart through cleverly shell-gaming them from one room to the next), miscelaneous annoyances and chores, I stepped into the "HI EVERYBODY" thread I started a couple days ago and...
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deckwreck:
Nice job on making it through our gauntlet of assholes intact and without any serious injuries to pride or dignity. And you even succeeded in keeping the thread on track after I tried to hijack it numerous times. wink

Anyway, I just wanted to say that I'm a jackass and usually act as such, but since you seem to actually possess a sense of humor I'm sure you'll do well here. I look forward to more absurd arguments in the future. Welcome to the site.

And if you ever really want to piss Scopitone off, call him a hippy.
implod:
WOW

glad i just skolk around, you try to jump in and the pool turns to a weak acid that dissolves slow and painlfully I hate ( dispise, loath, find juvenile) all things Harry Potter, hate to see the response to that. I respect not liking as much as loving. GO FIGURE

[Edited on Mar 23, 2004 12:09AM]

Thursday Mar 18, 2004

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implod:
ive seen many sucked in by the underrated siren like power of SLC, never to breathe the sweet air of indifference again.

On a side note, unfortunantly things happen and i might have to wonder back yonder for a few days, still in planning mode but if so a beer might be in order.


so keep talkin


IMPLOD
fantomex:
Implod:

If nothing else, I can always provide suppressing fire to cover your re-departure...