fucking rat bastards... from day one they're in your face with 3-D horrorshow bullshit about the terrifying addictive powers of heroin, crack, and 2,3,4-diaminobutane, all of which may as well be Flijnstones vitamins compared to the one they DON'T tell you about, that NOBODY warns you of, the great-grandaddy of Demon Chemicals, that evil, evil shit called oxygen. A flammable, corrosive, volitile gas,it's so easy...
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Anybody know the best kind of glue to use when you can't get your shit together?
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nerdboy2345:
i like to take my shit and pack it into a "shitball." it stays together well until i throw it at someone
gorillamitts:
Gorilla Glue Bro
Hey, I just double-checked, and I've actually got until Friday to cover renewing my membership (along with the electric and phone bills, groceries and assorted other necessities - but dammit, some things take preceedence...)
Wheeee!
Wheeee!
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implod:
thanks for the gift, it was much appreciated
oddwobbler:
Tahoe is actually in about two weeks, this time I'm cutting the crap and leaving right after work, nothing like a 3 hour drive all alone at 3am (another part of the vacation)
fantomex:
Assorted Junk
Some folks have lives like well-oiled machines, built on a solid infrastructure of day-planners, efficient time-management and the 7 Habits of Highly Successful Slaves to Ambition; they advance from one goal to the next like a German Panzer division on its way to Austria, and when they get there you better believe the trains are all running on time.
My life, on the other hand,...
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My life, on the other hand,...
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ninadelamorte:
Your life sounds much more interesting then the "some folks" of this world.
irina:
Please don't disappear!
And Brooklyn sends mad love, yo.
And Brooklyn sends mad love, yo.
NOT DEAD, JUST PINING FOR THE FNORDS
fantomex:
Pix of Thing1 & Thing2
fantomex:
Photos of... moi!
RENOVATION IN PROGRESS
Old Crap Out, New Crap In
Pardon our appearance as we redecorate tor your convienence.
Various photographic evidence now in the Pics section!
Other crap on the way!
Old Crap Out, New Crap In
Pardon our appearance as we redecorate tor your convienence.
Various photographic evidence now in the Pics section!
Other crap on the way!
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implod:
crapping on oneself my lead to disease, my owner always told me never shit where you eat
oddwobbler:
*sniff*sniff*
This Just In:
FANTOMEX BRIEFLY MISSING
Several Mildly Curious as to Whereabouts of Self-Proclaimed Shit-Disturber; Rest of World Continues as Usual
By Jack Ryder - Exclusive to the FANTOMEX JOURNAL
Risking the disappointment of those who might have hoped his absence permanent, SG member Fantomex suddenly reappeared in the wee hours prior to Thursday Morning. When asked about the missing time, "FX" muttered cryptic references...
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FANTOMEX BRIEFLY MISSING
Several Mildly Curious as to Whereabouts of Self-Proclaimed Shit-Disturber; Rest of World Continues as Usual
By Jack Ryder - Exclusive to the FANTOMEX JOURNAL
Risking the disappointment of those who might have hoped his absence permanent, SG member Fantomex suddenly reappeared in the wee hours prior to Thursday Morning. When asked about the missing time, "FX" muttered cryptic references...
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fantomex:
Am a comics pro? A semantically trickier question than one might first think. On one hand, yes, I worked in comics professionally - first on staff at Marvel, later as a freelance writer - from the age of 21 until about a year and half ago. On the other hand, I haven't done a lick of comics work - or hardly any writing, for that matter - since then. I'm presently contemplating what exactly I want to do next - go back to comics, take a whack at prose and/or screenplays, walk away from writing altogether and do something else entirely, preferably art/design oriented.
So, does the above make me a pro? Or a former pro, even tho' I've yet to make a decision on that? Or am I a burned-out hack whose 15 minutes are long since up?
And here I thought I had that whole "what I wanna do when I grow up" business settled years ago...
On the third hand, I have been onthe Inside, and have Secret Knowledge, including the places where various bodies are buried, so if THAT's the definition of pro, I guess I still qualify.
For what it's worth,I ain't Alan Moore/Warren Ellis/Grant Morrison or anybody else who ever hit the Top Ten list. I never made it much past 2nd string, fame-wise. I've no problem with my True Identity being known, but I wanna see if anyone can deduce it (there are already clues in various posts, not anything I put in on purpose, but clues nonetheless) - assuming anybody really gives a rat's ass...
I don't mind talking about the Industry or my work, though I don't want that to be my defining trait here on SG, 'kay? One of the reasons I'm here is to figure out who/what I am OTHER than my (former) job...
So, does the above make me a pro? Or a former pro, even tho' I've yet to make a decision on that? Or am I a burned-out hack whose 15 minutes are long since up?
And here I thought I had that whole "what I wanna do when I grow up" business settled years ago...
On the third hand, I have been onthe Inside, and have Secret Knowledge, including the places where various bodies are buried, so if THAT's the definition of pro, I guess I still qualify.
For what it's worth,I ain't Alan Moore/Warren Ellis/Grant Morrison or anybody else who ever hit the Top Ten list. I never made it much past 2nd string, fame-wise. I've no problem with my True Identity being known, but I wanna see if anyone can deduce it (there are already clues in various posts, not anything I put in on purpose, but clues nonetheless) - assuming anybody really gives a rat's ass...
I don't mind talking about the Industry or my work, though I don't want that to be my defining trait here on SG, 'kay? One of the reasons I'm here is to figure out who/what I am OTHER than my (former) job...
fantomex:
Re: Poe & the Hollow Earth - where do you think the MAP and TOURIST BROCHURES came from. If not for old Ed we'd'a been severely lost...
WARNING: HUMOR AHEAD!
Not recommended for those with impairments to the amusement gland or inexperienced users.
Removing iron bars from rectal cavities is highly advised. to avoid accidental injury to other members.
[Cue Unsppeakable Theme Music}
Welcome to yet another thrilling episode of -
THE CUUUULTURAAALLLL WAR!
WIth your host, Richard Dawson!
Today'scontestants: The Fast-Food Industry vs. Judaism!!
QUESTION #1 - 500 Points
"Is human...
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fantomex:
Hi Cinder! Taaatdiskool ! Pleastameetcha both!
After living in NYC for the past 18 years, I can't tellyou how thrilled I am to discover people in SLC who aren't made entirely of wonder bread and tuna casserole, with mayonaise running through their veins.
After living in NYC for the past 18 years, I can't tellyou how thrilled I am to discover people in SLC who aren't made entirely of wonder bread and tuna casserole, with mayonaise running through their veins.
fantomex:
Hmmm... y'know, we could add an extra layer of offensiveness to the idea if the rabbi were trampled by cows imported from India.
After all, the best burgers come from sacred cows...
After all, the best burgers come from sacred cows...
WARNING: HUMOR AHEAD!
Not recommended for those with impairments to the amusement gland or inexperienced users.
Removing iron bars from rectal cavities is highly advised. to avoid accidental injury to other members.
Not recommended for those with impairments to the amusement gland or inexperienced users.
Removing iron bars from rectal cavities is highly advised. to avoid accidental injury to other members.
fantomex:
Please ignore above post and proceed to next entry.
In answer to your question, yes, I AM an idiot...
In answer to your question, yes, I AM an idiot...
Also, be careful with that cigarette thing too. Cigarettes may offer temporary relief of the "O", but once emphysemia hits, they'll be pumping the O right down your throat.