dirty thirty birthday weekend status report...
-saw a transvestite dressed like it was 1974 sing a willie nelson song perfectly at a random bar.
-had three people think i was a minor.
-saw a dude that looked like david lee roth play speed darts by himself on two dartboards at once.
-won ten dollars playing keno.
-built an awesome fort at the skatepark.
-pissed off a bunch dudes at a bar by treating the very good lookingl bartender as a person and not some sex object and reaped the reward of her undivided attention for the rest of the night.
-almost got in a fight by not managing to restrain my laughing while watching a douchebag have a hissy fit.
-wingmanned perfectly for two friends and built up some romantic karma.
good times.
i'm convinced that thirty is the new twenty, as long as i remember to stretch...
-saw a transvestite dressed like it was 1974 sing a willie nelson song perfectly at a random bar.
-had three people think i was a minor.
-saw a dude that looked like david lee roth play speed darts by himself on two dartboards at once.
-won ten dollars playing keno.
-built an awesome fort at the skatepark.
-pissed off a bunch dudes at a bar by treating the very good lookingl bartender as a person and not some sex object and reaped the reward of her undivided attention for the rest of the night.
-almost got in a fight by not managing to restrain my laughing while watching a douchebag have a hissy fit.
-wingmanned perfectly for two friends and built up some romantic karma.
good times.
i'm convinced that thirty is the new twenty, as long as i remember to stretch...
so this morning when i woke up to go to work after a highly uneventful new years eve due to horrible sickness, i was reminded of last year when i dropped off a sobbing samantha on your front porch because i just didn't know what to do anymore.