fanboy37

\"I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm\"

I\'ve got likes and dislikes with this whole new layout thing SG has going right now...but when I read that phrase, they won me over, I think it took me a good five minutes to stop lauging.

Now I\'ll admit, the clingwrap has it\'s appeal...but the pissing on the dog...I don\'t know. I like dogs. I did recently pee on my brother\'s roomates dog, but this was not on purpose. i was drunk. The backyard was much easier to hit then the toilet, and I guess the dog was thirsty. I swerved back and forth, but it was to no avail. That mutt was chasing it around and considering my highly innebriated state at the time there was no avoiding the fact that that dog got peed on.

I was woken up the next afternoon from my comfortable corner of floor by the very same dog licking my face, so I guess it all evens out.

I\'d pee on your cat though, just because I don\'t like cats.